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    why not to piss off a women that you sleep with


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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    cut off his dick!!!!

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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    Omg it's time to go back to public displayed Capitol punishment! **** naacp **** pita **** every civil rights organization that's got something to say. It's time to start putting fear in the eyes of worthless pos's. Jesus it's getting rediculas. You **** up you pay the price!

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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    unfortunately there is not a punishment in the U.S. that will give this girl what she deserves.

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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    Originally Posted by oldskool954 View Post
    Omg it's time to go back to public displayed Capitol punishment! **** naacp **** pita **** every civil rights organization that's got something to say. It's time to start putting fear in the eyes of worthless pos's. Jesus it's getting rediculas. You **** up you pay the price!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^All those Left Wing "Civil Rights" Idiots are what is wrecking true punishment.
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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    She cut it off in 2011... She hasn't been sentenced yet ?
    Wolves don't loose sleepover opinions of sheep

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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    But she's was abused and traumatized in her home country. Nothing a few years in the nut hur and then relased back into society a changed woman can't fix.

    Oh wait! It wasn't like she planned it out, had numerous attempts to abort her evil plans yet carried em out!

    I hate the way the current CJS works but jams good people up on stupid charges! I say cut of her tits and let her bleed to death for public viewing! Why should we be forced to pay for her to be jailed. Make an example out of these shit heads.

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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    coulda been worse....

    .....she could have cut it off and forced him to swallow it!

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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    ouch... ya heard about this one.

    Dont piss women off. I had a buddy who's girl called the cops on him after he cheated on her. He got busted with possession of a controlled substance and all his gear got taken. Women can be crazy bitches

    The worst ive had is car tires slashed, my bikes kicked over(no damage because of some good frame savers). I always keep everything all locked up in my garage.

    WHy must they always take out their anger on my babys? i guess better on them than my pe pe

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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    coulda been worse....

    .....she could have cut it off and forced him to swallow it!
    Hey at least then they could maybe have salvaged it. Instead of it being macerated in the kitchen's grinder.
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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    Originally Posted by PillarofBalance View Post
    Hey at least then they could maybe have salvaged it. Instead of it being macerated in the kitchen's grinder.
    I have trouble getting orange peels down my disposal. Shit this is evil. Just leave the dude.

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    Lightbulb Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    It is an old one but true story.
    This guy had a women who brought home the bacon while he sat around on his ass all day except for when he was banging the neighbors. She can home one day with flowers n candy to surprise him. Walks in house and see he is banging a friend in their bed. She leaves unnoticed and comes back home at her normal time.
    She gives him, the roses n candy. Takes him into to the bedroom ties him up and breaks out her curling iron. She starts sticking it up his number 2. Appearntly he was a very twisted bastard in the bedroom. Then she plugs it in and goes I bet you won't ever **** around again asshole. She leaves with the curling iron plugged in. A few hours later a neighbor who was cutting his grass heard the screams of horror and calls 911.

    Burnt his ass up, dick and part of his insides but he survived confined to a wheelchair and bag on his side. Guess his pain was so severe they had to have have him crazy medicated 24/7 even years after the incident. I worked with his caseworker at her side job.

    Moral of the story is never ever let a woman tie you up!

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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    Oh man I will never use real handcuffs again...fake plastic ones that will break if I think my man hood is in danger!

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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    That's terriable, guy filed for a divorce because he wasn't happy and didnt want cheat on her (or maybe he did but he still maned up and ended it) she didnt take the hint and leave but instead cut off his dick when he started moving on and banging other ladies.

    And just because she's from Vietnam and woman she's gonna get a slap on the wrist. If it was a guy that some how destroyed her cooter he would be tried to the absolute extent of the law and would be looked at as the lowest of the low. Crazy.

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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    no mo sucky ****y boom boom loonng time.

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    Ouch!!!! Crazy.
    Eating ass is anabolic. .. Stick your tongue in and hold it there for 20 seconds! Wise words from
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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    Originally Posted by PillarofBalance View Post
    Hey at least then they could maybe have salvaged it. Instead of it being macerated in the kitchen's grinder.
    she tranquilized him. if he swallowed his own cock (does that make him gay somehow?), and then passed out from the drugs, then the stomach acid would have destroyed it forever.

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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    she tranquilized him. if he swallowed his own cock (does that make him gay somehow?), and then passed out from the drugs, then the stomach acid would have destroyed it forever.
    Oh you meant literally swallowed and digested.

    No that wouldn't make you gay. I only say this for the day that I am flexible enough and never need to leave the house again.
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    Re: why not to piss off a women that you sleep with

    This reminds me of Lorena Bobbit or something like that, back I'm the 90' she did the same thing to her husband, but the Doctors were able to reattach his dick again. I think he even did porn movies for a while.

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