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    Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    Sign #10

    Your farts stink so gawdam bad not even the dog will get close enough to you to eat from your hand!

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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    so that's it...

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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    When you can shit thru a screen and not touch a wire...

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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    If you have ever considered working at a slaughter house

    (Edit) you said protien powder... My bad

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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    I could build a fireplace with the bricks that I shit out right now.

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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    When your Ast/Alt look like you've come off a 8 week dbol beinge.......seriously; I just learned this the hard way.

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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Sign #10

    Your farts stink so gawdam bad not even the dog will get close enough to you to eat from your hand!
    who risks farting??

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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    when your kidneys jump out off your body and say..asshole put down that shake im ****in dying over here

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    Sign #9

    Sign #9 that you are consuming too much protein powder..........


    You fart in an empty room, and it becomes a tangible thing. Something you can see, like a poltergeist hovering in the air........

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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    When you can't fart within 20 feet of fireplace
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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    when im eating too much protein i gotta wash my ass after i shit. because if i dont i leave skid marks all over my undies after moving around all day. dont act like you guys dont get that either. i have proof that im not the only one. once i was spotting my buddy on the squats and when he squatted down i caught a whiff of that grilled cheese sandwich and protein shake he ate earlier. i kept having nasty flashbacks from prom night that workout.

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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    When u fart In the car with Ur kids inside and u have to roll Ur window down!!!!!!)
    Eating ass is anabolic. .. Stick your tongue in and hold it there for 20 seconds! Wise words from
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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    dude my protein powder farts don't even compare to my chicken farts. Mix that with brocolli, it's over.

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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    When u drink more then one shake a day. Eat don't drink protien :-D just my op
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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    Originally Posted by Hero Swole View Post
    when im eating too much protein i gotta wash my ass after i shit. because if i dont i leave skid marks all over my undies after moving around all day. dont act like you guys dont get that either. i have proof that im not the only one. once i was spotting my buddy on the squats and when he squatted down i caught a whiff of that grilled cheese sandwich and protein shake he ate earlier. i kept having nasty flashbacks from prom night that workout.
    .......I have no idea what you are referring to?

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    Re: Top Ten (10) signs you are consuming too much protein powder........

    Sign #8

    You leave the room to fart - wait a minute - but the fart follows you back to the room you got out of.

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