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    I burnt the tip of my

    finger. What the hell did you think I was going to say?
    Knock Em Down and Keep Em Down!

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    Re: I burnt the tip of my

    PP..........

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    Re: I burnt the tip of my

    Hemroid???

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    Re: I burnt the tip of my

    gooch??????

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    Re: I burnt the tip of my

    Edit: Gooches do not have tips that I know of

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    Re: I burnt the tip of my

    Whatever you do... dont do the swingy dick thing in front of your girl in a hotel room while she is curling her hair.

    She will most definitely pull the iron out of her hair to prevent your distraction from burning the hair and pretend to point the iron at you like a sword... once she decides the fun is over she will inevitably lower the iron at the same time that you are doing the swingy dick thing again and the curling iron will then touch AND ****ING ADHERE ITSELF TO THE TIP OF YOUR PENIS.

    I just knew a guy that happened to once.

    His name started with A and ended with NDRO

    Luckily his PP hole was not seared shut and he still has full function of his massive member.


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    Re: I burnt the tip of my

    Originally Posted by SFGiants View Post
    finger. What the hell did you think I was going to say?
    I don't know, but I thought you were going to say your crank is so big, that when you burned the tip of it, you immediately put it in your mouth to cool it off?

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    Re: I burnt the tip of my

    Originally Posted by AndroSport View Post

    Luckily his PP hole was not seared shut and he still has full function of his massive member.
    I believed this story until it got to this part^^^

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    Re: I burnt the tip of my

    Originally Posted by coltmc4545 View Post
    I believed this story until it got to this part^^^
    Hahaaa!! Beat me to it.....

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    Re: I burnt the tip of my

    Originally Posted by coltmc4545 View Post
    I believed this story until it got to this part^^^
    Well... it was swollen so what do you want me to call it?

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