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    Welfare Poem


    I cross ocean, poor and broke,
    Take bus, see employment folk.

    Nice man treat me good in there,
    Say I need to see welfare.

    Welfare say, "You come no more,
    We send cash right to your door."

    Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
    Medicaid it keep you healthy!

    By and by, I got plenty money,
    Thanks to you, American dummy.

    Write to friends in motherland,
    Tell them 'come fast as you can.'

    They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
    I buy big house with welfare bucks

    They come here, we live together,
    More welfare checks, it gets better!

    Fourteen families, they moving in,
    But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

    Finally, white guy moves away,
    Now I buy his house, and then I say,

    "Find more aliens for house to rent."
    And in the yard I put a tent.

    Send for family they just trash,
    But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

    Everything is very good,
    And soon we own the neighborhood.

    We have hobby it's called breeding,
    Welfare pay for baby feeding.

    Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
    We get free! We got no bills!

    American crazy! He pay all year,
    To keep welfare running here.

    We think America darn good place!
    Too darn good for the white man race.

    If they no like us, they can scram,
    Got lots of room in Pakistan.
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    Re: Poem

    PFM, tell me you can up with this one. Dont tell me it copu and paste. I love it!

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    Re: Poem

    Lmfao that was funny and made me cry at same time.

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    Re: Poem

    lmao thats good

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    Re: Poem

    That's the best damn thing I've read all year

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    Re: Poem

    Your the truth PFM. Now its time to flow my white brother. Gimme a beat.

    You mother****ing titty sucking 2 ball bitch
    Your mothers in the kitchen cooking red hot shit
    Your brothers in jail
    Your daddys in hell
    Your sisters round the corner with her pussy for sale.

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    Re: Poem

    Funny... then I realized it is exactly right and we r screwed!
    Stay consistent!

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