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    Hammer toe story

    Just thought I'd share this with you as my wife seems to think its fkn hilarious.

    The night before my wife splits to LA(holiday) leaving me in the UK with the kids. She offers me a spoonful of natural honey. I ate a spoonful and it turned me it wasn't what I was expecting. It made me curl my toes! Then click my foot went into a crippling cramp. Quickly whipped of the shoe to see wtf had happened. I had made my once Hammer toe or mallet toe(my 2nd toe)straight..ish. The last bone in my toe always pointed south but not any more. The pain was horrible.

    I was confident it wasn't broke so I assumed possible dislocated so I had the wife try and make it point the way it used to but with no luck. so I had a go myself, it was in a slightly better position but not the way it should be.

    So 2 X-rays later and no broken bones or dislocations. 5 days later and my foot still feels cramped painful. Will She is still relaxing in LA.

    On an up note. 2 wks into trt and I'm starting to feel good and sleep better even with a fkt foot.

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    Re: Hammer toe story

    Cool story bro
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    Re: Hammer toe story

    great man, ur toe will be in my prayers.. i plan on doing the rosary at 230pm, i will dedicate it to your feet
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    Re: Hammer toe story

    Originally Posted by Yaya View Post
    great man, ur toe will be in my prayers.. i plan on doing the rosary at 230pm, i will dedicate it to your feet
    muhahahahahah!

    sorry but that whas funny
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    Re: Hammer toe story

    Originally Posted by j2048b View Post
    muhahahahahah!

    sorry but that whas funny
    yaya is a strong believer of the faith.

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    Re: Hammer toe story

    I mistook the title for 'Camel Toe'...neg'd

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    Re: Hammer toe story

    So why did your toe do that? Because of a condiment you ingested?

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    Re: Hammer toe story

    Originally Posted by Yaya View Post
    great man, ur toe will be in my prayers.. i plan on doing the rosary at 230pm, i will dedicate it to your feet
    LMFAO) )! Yaya this was funny!
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    Re: Hammer toe story

    My dick curves to the left. Honey wont fix it. Maybe your wife can help me with another home remedy.

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    Re: Hammer toe story

    Originally Posted by Big Worm View Post
    My dick curves to the left. Honey wont fix it. Maybe your wife can help me with another home remedy.
    That's your dick trying to get away from your torturous hand.

    Unless less that home remedy is a G-clamp and hammer. I can't help u.

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    Re: Hammer toe story

    lol funny shit!

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