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    Crazy Uncle

    Im the crazy uncle these days in our faimly.

    My Dads Uncle had 2 wives one he took to town and another that watched the kids.

    He was put into an assisted living center for trying to buy pussy off an old blind woman with play money.

    He use to cruse the drag in his Impala into his 60s

    In his late 50s, He beat the shit out of a Jr College baseball player that sassed him.

    Emptied his .38 at the parade when he saw the prom queen.

    We learned never to let him hug our wives or girlfriends

    I miss that old bastard.

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    Re: Crazy Uncle

    That's quite a character...
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    Re: Crazy Uncle

    Originally Posted by BigGameHunter View Post
    Im the crazy uncle these days in our faimly.

    My Dads Uncle had 2 wives one he took to town and another that watched the kids.

    He was put into an assisted living center for trying to buy pussy off an old blind woman with play money.

    He use to cruse the drag in his Impala into his 60s

    In his late 50s, He beat the shit out of a Jr College baseball player that sassed him.

    Emptied his .38 at the parade when he saw the prom queen.

    We learned never to let him hug our wives or girlfriends

    I miss that old bastard.
    Lol, I have a uncle that his feet smell like shit when he takes his socks off, damn fker has some type of radioactive jam in those toes
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    Re: Crazy Uncle

    I had a crazy aunt. She was a germaphobe. I remember coming home once late at night and there she was, squatting in the middle of our halway peeing in a potty because she wouldn't use our toilet.

    Can you imagine coming home late at night with a buzz and seeing an old lady naked in our hallway?

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    Re: Crazy Uncle

    Lmao something similar happened to me. Walked in on an aunt pissing but she was squating on the toilet with her feet on the rim. WTF?? Shit was too funny.

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    Re: Crazy Uncle

    This whole thread is ****ed.

    Entertaining but so ****ed. The images it puts in your head are just wrong man, wrong.

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