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    Mojo

    Im feeling pretty good for an old man.

    A hot little red head that works at the gas station just asked me if I was a professional wrestler back in the 80s. Im not offended in my mind thats code for:
    "Can I suck your dick?"

    **** it I was just a kid in the 80s Im not that old, but will try and pencil her in when the opportunity presents itself.

    I told her No, I wasnt but Id be happy to show her my finishing hold she blushed like a little girl.

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    Re: Mojo

    I get asked if I play football from time to time. Last time it happened I was with SAD. Two fat ass black women. One asks if I play football. I say no I don't, but he does and point at SAD and RUUUUUN.
    "Overzealous dosing" -Jin

    Rest in Peace Robot Lord. First round of Natty Boh is on me when I make it up there with you brother.

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    Re: Mojo

    Originally Posted by PillarofBalance View Post
    I get asked if I play football from time to time. Last time it happened I was with SAD. Two fat ass black women. One asks if I play football. I say no I don't, but he does and point at SAD and RUUUUUN.
    But I thought you loved fat women? you should of said yes, imagine the possibilities.

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    Re: Mojo

    Ain't nothing wrong with plugging up a whales blow hole every now and then.

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    Re: Mojo

    I love ****in red heads.. Just sayin

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    Re: Mojo

    I get more come-ons from black chicks than any others. "Ohhhh...you got nice sholdahs!"
    Good for the mojo, no doubt. I'm married though and too old for new tricks.

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    Re: Mojo

    In 82 I was 18 yrs old!

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    Re: Mojo

    Originally Posted by JM750 View Post
    In 82 I was 18 yrs old!
    Dad?????????
    Team Losieloos

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    Re: Mojo

    Originally Posted by Hero Swole View Post
    Dad?????????
    LOL.... haha

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    Re: Mojo

    BGH you should smash that pussy and then DDT that poor girl. Old school jake the snake style.

    I used to think that shit was real when i was a kid, and would be like "oh shit! Hes gonna get the DDT!!"

    Anyway, from now on i am calling you BPH. Beautiful Pussy Hunter.

    Thats awesome.
    I'm not anti-social.

    I'm anti-stupid.

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    Re: Mojo

    I was lifting weights years ago with an old man that use to be a referee. He said one night there was a local kid (about 19yrs old) preforming in the show and the script was to distract the referee and beat up the kid 2 on 1. Well nobody informed the kids parents that it was a ruse and the local wrestlers dad came out of the crowd and stabbed the referee.

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