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    Rare opportunity

    .......family is out of state for two whole days, beginning today.

    .....what type of mischief would you get into?

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    Get the buddies together for a night on the town. Drinking, strip club ect.....

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    Card game at your house.

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    I would just enjoy the peace and quite and call some buddies I'm sure there's some kind of trouble I could get into

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    Your lucky. Id lay around and watch TV and scratch my nuts and my ass whenever/however I wanted to.

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    You must find the hidden balcony.

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    tell us about it after words TR

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    Throw a kegger at your house for your buddys

    call over some strippers

    run around the house naked all day

    do whatever you want and what your family hates lol

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    whores and midgets

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    Originally Posted by italian1 View Post
    You must find the hidden balcony.
    what would you say if I told you I know where the balcony is? =)

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    Two words GET PUSSY

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    Originally Posted by BigGameHunter View Post
    Your lucky. Id lay around and watch TV and scratch my nuts and my ass whenever/however I wanted to.
    Ha! I do that anyway!

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    1 hooker, 3 friends, 8 pounds of bologna sliced thing.

    Hooker gets nude, hands against the wall with booty sticking out. Everyone takes a turn throwing bologna slices at the sub-human creature. Whoever gets the most bologna to stick to its ass gets to **** first. Second place gets sloppy seconds and so on. Last place has to go at it raw dawg.
    "Overzealous dosing" -Jin

    Rest in Peace Robot Lord. First round of Natty Boh is on me when I make it up there with you brother.

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    Originally Posted by PillarofBalance View Post
    1 hooker, 3 friends, 8 pounds of bologna sliced thing.

    Hooker gets nude, hands against the wall with booty sticking out. Everyone takes a turn throwing bologna slices at the sub-human creature. Whoever gets the most bologna to stick to its ass gets to **** first. Second place gets sloppy seconds and so on. Last place has to go at it raw dawg.
    Ha ha! I'm in!

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    Just go riding to the beach and go with the flow

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    Originally Posted by PillarofBalance View Post
    1 hooker, 3 friends, 8 pounds of bologna sliced thing.

    Hooker gets nude, hands against the wall with booty sticking out. Everyone takes a turn throwing bologna slices at the sub-human creature. Whoever gets the most bologna to stick to its ass gets to **** first. Second place gets sloppy seconds and so on. Last place has to go at it raw dawg.
    soooooo do you eat the bologna before or after the sex?

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    masturbate like a mother****er....everywhere and anywhere

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    Re: Rare opportunity

    R & R......then maybe try to ride one of my motorcycles.
    There is no greater love than to lay down one’s life for one’s friends.

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