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    Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    Since he wants to keep making fake accounts, I'm finally going to go ahead and post this up. He posted this a long long time ago and has been carefully preserved for years... Please enjoy.

    friday night i didn't sleep, had too much energy, i had to work this saturday,first saturday in a long time. Worked 6am-11am. I get out i feel horrible. I feel extremely manic from being up and exerting so much energy. Along with that comes extreme arousal. I was so ****ing horny, i stayed up till about 3am, i made a **** toy. I took a pillow, wrapped a soft blanket around it, took old shirts and made breasts out of them with duct tape. I made a fake ass aswell for this pillow. I also made a bump in the front of it, i also made some thighs with shirts for it too. Then i took about 5 socks, and i put them all into eahcother, leaving to the naked eye one sock when in reality it is 5 socks all layered together, i took a rubber band and put it in the middle. I would insert the sock right in the middle, above the asscheecks i made and right under the pussy bump. I got to tell you i was impressed with what i made. But the lotion i had didnt work well with socks. So i took peanut butter and dish soap and filled the socks with those, and microwaved it for 25 seconds and it got hotter than shit. I ****ed it for probably an hr literally, after i busted a nut i thought to myself "why the **** did i do that??????" i woke up today with a bruised and battered penis tender to the touch.this is a true story.
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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    Lmao!!! That dude needs help!!'
    Glad it was archived though, lol

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    Holy tornado Jesus.....

    tiller needs help

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    WTF? lol that is some ****ed up shit.

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    omg that just made my day lol lol lol

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    Weird cat for sure

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    speechless...lol

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    Holy shit. I shouldn't have read that at work. I have tears in my eyes from holding in the laughter.

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    Being a sock aint easy.

    Going to make this sticky for a while. No pun intended.

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    I don't even....nvm. I'm leaving this thread.

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    Holey shit! That sick ****! That is classical lol

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    I feel pretty normal after reading this.

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    wow. theres nothing else to say beyond that.

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    now u guys know why i called him peanutilly

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    Bravo ate the sock, he was HOOOONGRY.
    I'm not anti-social.

    I'm anti-stupid.

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    damn. sad really.

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    bahahahah ridiculous. He took a fe fe to a hole new level. Y take the time to make fake body parts what a special needs dude ...
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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    Well..ummmm..shh ..ok?
    There's nothing like a slice of tiller to get your day started -PFM

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    Originally Posted by grizzldsealpoacher View Post
    He took a fe fe to a hole new level.
    The first thing I thought of when I read his post, super fifi.

    For those that are fortunate enough to not know what a fifi is:
    Ok for all you guys who haven't figured this one out yet on your own.....here is how to make a nice FiFi (feefee)

    supplies:

    1 towel
    1 latex surgical glove
    1 bottle of lube
    1 rubber band

    the process:

    take a towel, fold it half

    take the latex glove and place it at one end of the towel with say about and inch or so of the glove hanging out of the towel.

    *keep in mind the fingers of the glove must be faced away from the edge of the towel otherwise this wont work obviously.

    best placement for the glove would be as far to the left or right as you can on the towel.

    basically the farther to the center of the towel you put your glove the less "virgin like" it will feel, so i say put it close to the edge. your preference of course.

    ok, now take the towel, and roll it up sideways, sort of like a Little Debbie snack cake. the tighter the roll, the tighter the pussy so to speak.

    you should be left with a rolled up towel and part of a glove hanging out of the "tube"

    take the ends of the latex glove and fold it over the towel. latex stretches, so you should be able to pull the ends back easily.

    for added security take a rubber band and wrap it around the glove you folded back.

    ok, what you have now is a fifi. it should "roughly" look like a vagina---at least like the fake ones you can buy in an Adam & Eve catalog.

    now squirt a bunch of lube in the glove entrance.

    lube yourself up.

    now have sex with it.

    if you did it correctly, it should "almost" feel like the real thing.

    after you are done, take the glove and smack yourself for actually making a fifi.

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    Re: Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

    LMAO!!! How do you **** peanut butter for a ****in hour?

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