Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

[PillarofBalance]

Since he wants to keep making fake accounts, I'm finally going to go ahead and post this up. He posted this a long long time ago and has been carefully preserved for years... Please enjoy.

friday night i didn't sleep, had too much energy, i had to work this saturday,first saturday in a long time. Worked 6am-11am. I get out i feel horrible. I feel extremely manic from being up and exerting so much energy. Along with that comes extreme arousal. I was so fucking horny, i stayed up till about 3am, i made a fuck toy. I took a pillow, wrapped a soft blanket around it, took old shirts and made breasts out of them with duct tape. I made a fake ass aswell for this pillow. I also made a bump in the front of it, i also made some thighs with shirts for it too. Then i took about 5 socks, and i put them all into eahcother, leaving to the naked eye one sock when in reality it is 5 socks all layered together, i took a rubber band and put it in the middle. I would insert the sock right in the middle, above the asscheecks i made and right under the pussy bump. I got to tell you i was impressed with what i made. But the lotion i had didnt work well with socks. So i took peanut butter and dish soap and filled the socks with those, and microwaved it for 25 seconds and it got hotter than shit. I fucked it for probably an hr literally, after i busted a nut i thought to myself "why the fuck did i do that??????" i woke up today with a bruised and battered penis tender to the touch.this is a true story.

 

[Patriot1405]

Lmao!!! That dude needs help!!'
Glad it was archived though, lol

 

[R1rider]

Holy tornado Jesus.....

tiller needs help

 

[DF]

WTF? lol that is some fucked up shit.

 

[trim]

omg that just made my day lol lol lol

 

[schultz1]

Weird cat for sure

 

[pirovoliko]

speechless...lol

 

[dk8594]

Holy shit. I shouldn't have read that at work. I have tears in my eyes from holding in the laughter.

 

[regular]

Being a sock aint easy.

Going to make this sticky for a while. No pun intended.

 

[Azog]

I don't even....nvm. I'm leaving this thread.

 

[chicken wing]

Holey shit! That sick fuck! That is classical lol

 

[losieloos]

I feel pretty normal after reading this.

 

[gymrat827]

wow. theres nothing else to say beyond that.

 

[Bro Bundy]

now u guys know why i called him peanutilly

 

[GuerillaKilla]

Bravo ate the sock, he was HOOOONGRY.

 

[StoliFTW]

damn. sad really.

 

[grizzldsealpoacher]

bahahahah ridiculous. He took a fe fe to a hole new level. Y take the time to make fake body parts what a special needs dude ...

 

[Yaya]

Well..ummmm..shh ..ok?

 

[regular]

He took a fe fe to a hole new level.

The first thing I thought of when I read his post, super fifi.

For those that are fortunate enough to not know what a fifi is:

Ok for all you guys who haven't figured this one out yet on your own.....here is how to make a nice FiFi (feefee)

supplies:

1 towel
1 latex surgical glove
1 bottle of lube
1 rubber band

the process:

take a towel, fold it half

take the latex glove and place it at one end of the towel with say about and inch or so of the glove hanging out of the towel.

*keep in mind the fingers of the glove must be faced away from the edge of the towel otherwise this wont work obviously.

best placement for the glove would be as far to the left or right as you can on the towel.

basically the farther to the center of the towel you put your glove the less "virgin like" it will feel, so i say put it close to the edge. your preference of course.

ok, now take the towel, and roll it up sideways, sort of like a Little Debbie snack cake. the tighter the roll, the tighter the pussy so to speak.

you should be left with a rolled up towel and part of a glove hanging out of the "tube"

take the ends of the latex glove and fold it over the towel. latex stretches, so you should be able to pull the ends back easily.

for added security take a rubber band and wrap it around the glove you folded back.

ok, what you have now is a fifi. it should "roughly" look like a vagina---at least like the fake ones you can buy in an Adam & Eve catalog.

now squirt a bunch of lube in the glove entrance.

lube yourself up.

now have sex with it.

if you did it correctly, it should "almost" feel like the real thing.

after you are done, take the glove and smack yourself for actually making a fifi.

 

[bronco]

LMAO!!! How do you fuck peanut butter for a fuckin hour?