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I took a job repoing cars on my days off. Im at a Circle K last night (about 2am) because I wanted a quart of milk to go with my sandwiches in my lunch pail. I walk in, and this fucking asshole just stares at me. I say "how are you sir" he just sits there like a punk. Hes about my age but fat lazy ass white boy that needs a good razor and a hair cut.
Just for shits and giggles I say "oh really glad to hear that" So I walk up to him and stick out my hand to shake hands with him and tell him "hello Im your customer, this the part where you greet me" He tells me to fuck off and get out of his face. I laughed and went back to the cooler for my milk. Open the fucking door and 4 tall boys of beer fall on the floor and spew beer all over me. Im soaked and smell like a hobo. Hes pissed because its a mess and Im not touching it. I ask him "where is your sink?" Nothing....I yelled "Hey motherfucker do you have a sink?" He says yes....I say "Where the fuck is it?" He takes a fungo bat (small t-ball type bat) that has the handle sawed off and the bathroom key attached to it and flicks it right by my face and says " bathrooms are out there". I snatched it out of his hand and broke it over my knee and told him Id shove both pieces up his ass if he didnt get back there and clean up that fucking mess. And further more Ill kick your wanna be Samurai ass if you dont straighten up.
LE shows up think they hate me in Dallas?, here theyd like to kill me. After several questions they let me go. The clerk said I threw the beer. The video shows different. Those punks brought 7 policemen to give me 2 sobriety tests because...wait for it, I smelled like beer, wasnt wearing a shirt and have a history of police aggression. I passed the tests and went home.
Circus Animals.
Just for shits and giggles I say "oh really glad to hear that" So I walk up to him and stick out my hand to shake hands with him and tell him "hello Im your customer, this the part where you greet me" He tells me to fuck off and get out of his face. I laughed and went back to the cooler for my milk. Open the fucking door and 4 tall boys of beer fall on the floor and spew beer all over me. Im soaked and smell like a hobo. Hes pissed because its a mess and Im not touching it. I ask him "where is your sink?" Nothing....I yelled "Hey motherfucker do you have a sink?" He says yes....I say "Where the fuck is it?" He takes a fungo bat (small t-ball type bat) that has the handle sawed off and the bathroom key attached to it and flicks it right by my face and says " bathrooms are out there". I snatched it out of his hand and broke it over my knee and told him Id shove both pieces up his ass if he didnt get back there and clean up that fucking mess. And further more Ill kick your wanna be Samurai ass if you dont straighten up.
LE shows up think they hate me in Dallas?, here theyd like to kill me. After several questions they let me go. The clerk said I threw the beer. The video shows different. Those punks brought 7 policemen to give me 2 sobriety tests because...wait for it, I smelled like beer, wasnt wearing a shirt and have a history of police aggression. I passed the tests and went home.
Circus Animals.