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    Hemorrhoids

    I'm ****ing dying over here! I went heavy on Monday and this is my reward. I blew my ass out. feels like its inside out and i can barely walk.

    So far I've tried Preparation H (inside and out) and sat in the salt bath. Anybody got any recommendations? I'm trying to avoid the doctor, but if I'm not right by Tuesday ill go.

    I would also appreciate skipping all the butt ****ing jokes. I know this is a funny topic to most of you children, but one day you'll be old as piss and God willing you will still be in good shape to still be lifting. Possibly you'll be like the rest if this country and ****ing fat and lazy either way you will most likely have this Problem.

    **** going heavy!

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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    last I heard the doctors cant do much. they will advise you not to lift heavy objects and avoid spicy foods. eat lots of fiber

    im sorry it happened to you. I hear they are very troublesome.

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    SFG had surgery for this, but I think his ruptured or something.
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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    That sounds painful. I'd have to say go to the Doc. I know some bad cases require surgery. I had a buddy who had a swollen external hemorrhoid that the Doc relieved with an incision. He was in and out and felt a lot better right away. I know they also do injections with chemicals that shrink the roid, my uncle had that done a few years back, so at least some procedures aren't that invasive. Good luck grind.

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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    When I get one I poke it with a needle and drain the blood out. Usually it goes away by the following day but it stops hurting instantly. Aspirin will thin your blood and can help to clear them up.

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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    Damn, get better. That sucks. Never had it.

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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    Seriously? Do you really lance it? This actually sounds good.


    Originally Posted by regular View Post
    When I get one I poke it with a needle and drain the blood out. Usually it goes away by the following day but it stops hurting instantly. Aspirin will thin your blood and can help to clear them up.

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    I went to the doc for them and he prescribed me hydrocortisone acetate 2.5% pramoxine HCI 1% cream
    Took them away and helps anytime I have a flare otherwise I think you have to go and get them banded. Whatever that doesn't sound fun.

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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    Originally Posted by grind4it View Post
    Seriously? Do you really lance it? This actually sounds good.
    That's basically the same thing my buddy had done. Except he had a doc cut it. I hope you have someone you trust poking around your butt with a needle. I see that ending badly. I hate the doc also, but when it comes to lancing things in your asshole, I think I'd trust a professional. Good luck, you got some big balls if you let your wife or buddy do it!

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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    Well, this gave me a great visual of Reg.


    Originally Posted by regular View Post
    When I get one I poke it with a needle and drain the blood out. Usually it goes away by the following day but it stops hurting instantly. Aspirin will thin your blood and can help to clear them up.

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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    Originally Posted by grind4it View Post
    Seriously? Do you really lance it? This actually sounds good.
    Yes, I've done it more than one time and it has worked for me. Take a shower and wash the area thoroughly with soap. Then clean the area with betadine. Poking it with a needle is painful but when the blood is drained out it usually stops hurting instantly. Normally it will go away completely by the following day.

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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    Originally Posted by Dfeaton View Post
    Well, this gave me a great visual of Reg.
    You get a little charge out of that post?

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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    Originally Posted by regular View Post
    You get a little charge out of that post?
    lmao reg damn bro

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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    Squeeze the ****er
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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    set in a warm tub of water with some Epson salt you will be amazed,it will help

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    Your nuts regs that thought never crossed my mind you must be pretty ****ing flexible because I'm not about to go in blind with a needle and hope for the best

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    Get them removed I did, mine didn't rupture they just wouldn't shrink anymore.
    Knock Em Down and Keep Em Down!

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    Sorry bro, I'm only good for "butt ****ing jokes"....feel better!!!
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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    Originally Posted by Braw16 View Post
    Your nuts regs that thought never crossed my mind you must be pretty ****ing flexible because I'm not about to go in blind with a needle and hope for the best
    I'm horribly inflexible. I used a mirror.

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    Re: Hemorrhoids

    It's the size of a grape....I'm pretty sure I could do it after a ten day drunk.


    Originally Posted by Assassin32 View Post
    That's basically the same thing my buddy had done. Except he had a doc cut it. I hope you have someone you trust poking around your butt with a needle. I see that ending badly. I hate the doc also, but when it comes to lancing things in your asshole, I think I'd trust a professional. Good luck, you got some big balls if you let your wife or buddy do it!

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