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    You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    Great news! You bumped into Phil Heath at the GNC last week and he like the cut of your jib, so to speak.

    "I'll make you a deal, young Lad." says Phil. "I've got some connections at the upcoming Mr. O and I'll get you a spot on the stage. I'll also make available to you any and all AAS, HGH, and diet / nutritional materials you need. Any kind of food you want, access to any nutritionist, to any BB coach, any kind of gear in any quantity".

    "It gets better!" says Phil. "As soon as you step off the stage, I'll give you one of my magic pills and any & all undesirable sides you may have picked-up along your travel will be gone. High BP? Gone. Lipids? Gone. Liver & kidneys? Healthy as a newborn. Acne? Well, you're face wasn't that pretty so start with."

    "But, there's a catch" says Phil with a sly grin. "You must place in the top 5, else I'm going to buttseks you until you tell me you love me and then I'm going to post it on YouTube. Oh by the way, this is an offer you can't refuse."

    "Better give me that grocery & AAS list and get that pretty lil' ass in the gym!" he says as he slaps you on the ass and leaves.

    The clock is ticking...you don't to star in a Phil Heath buttseks YouTube video. What do you do?

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    Training:


    Diet:


    All Else:

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    I think GK would pick buttsex with phil heath, so he would intentionally pick a crappy cycle.

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    :-? A yr too little 4 me I say 4 yrs and ill crack the 212 , no
    Booty clapping 4 me)
    Eating ass is anabolic. .. Stick your tongue in and hold it there for 20 seconds! Wise words from
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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    First of all...I don't think Phil Heath would say "Lad" and it was kind of weird imagining him doing so.

    I would take his offer. And win.

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    A yr!!! Better have some bad ass genetics and already big mofo..

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    500mg of tren weekly - bump up 500mg every 8weeks
    10iu HGH / day

    Diet: Chicken, Steak, Ice Cream
    Diet 3 months out: Chicken, Fish, Sweet Potatoes
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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    ^^^^ gettin buttseks come contest time^^^^^

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    Gear: 200mg tren a Ed, 2g test e pw, 140mg dbol ed every 12 weeks(4week bursts), 2g eq, 100mg winny Ed, 10iu slin, 20 iu gh, t3

    Diet: Chiecken, beef, brown rice, sweet potatoes, whey, cottage cheese, peanut butter, pistachios, white rice, dextrose, egg whites

    Training: same muscle 2x a week, low intensity cardio post workout
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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    Originally Posted by italian1 View Post
    ^^^^ gettin buttseks come contest time^^^^^
    What? that ain't what all the pros run?
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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    Everyone on this board including Cashout would be getting ze butsekz

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    I would probably do a years worth of anal stretching to prepare. No way in hell I would win haha

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    Probably will cause a flame but most are naive of what it takes

    Gear: test 2g deca1g, 15iugh IV, 100mg dbol (for offseason) slin igf1 aromasin clen t3
    Test 3g deca 1.5g 1g eq anadrol 200mg 15+iugh IV (blast until weeks out) aromasin clen t3
    (weeks out) test prop 3g npp 1g, eq 1g, tren 800mg, masteron 600mg IV 15iu+gh, aromasin letro clen t3
    (weeks closer) drop test npp, 1g tren, 1g masteron, 1.5g eq, 200mg anadrol IV 20iugh, igf1 dnp cycled, clen, t3, aromasin letro
    (days out) drop gh, clen, letro, t3, dnp, 1g tren, 1g masteron, 200mg anadrol, 1.5g eq, igf1, aromasin, lasix

    Ancillaries: oxycodone, xanax, amphetamines, cyclobenzaprine, cialis, bp meds

    And voila top 5...and thats still after years of non stop gear

    Thats why Ronnie Coleman looks like shit now...

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    Originally Posted by hulksmash View Post
    Probably will cause a flame but most are naive of what it takes

    Gear: test 2g deca1g, 15iugh IV, 100mg dbol (for offseason) slin igf1 aromasin clen t3
    Test 3g deca 1.5g 1g eq anadrol 200mg 15+iugh IV (blast until weeks out) aromasin clen t3
    (weeks out) test prop 3g npp 1g, eq 1g, tren 800mg, masteron 600mg IV 15iu+gh, aromasin letro clen t3
    (weeks closer) drop test npp, 1g tren, 1g masteron, 1.5g eq, 200mg anadrol IV 20iugh, igf1 dnp cycled, clen, t3, aromasin letro
    (days out) drop gh, clen, letro, t3, dnp, 1g tren, 1g masteron, 200mg anadrol, 1.5g eq, igf1, aromasin, lasix

    Ancillaries: oxycodone, xanax, amphetamines, cyclobenzaprine, cialis, bp meds

    And voila top 5...and thats still after years of non stop gear

    Thats why Ronnie Coleman looks like shit now...

    you forgot cell-tech. but everything else was pretty much on point.

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    Originally Posted by NbleSavage View Post
    Great news! You bumped into Phil Heath at the GNC last week and he like the cut of your jib, so to speak.

    "I'll make you a deal, young Lad." says Phil. "I've got some connections at the upcoming Mr. O and I'll get you a spot on the stage. I'll also make available to you any and all AAS, HGH, and diet / nutritional materials you need. Any kind of food you want, access to any nutritionist, to any BB coach, any kind of gear in any quantity".

    "It gets better!" says Phil. "As soon as you step off the stage, I'll give you one of my magic pills and any & all undesirable sides you may have picked-up along your travel will be gone. High BP? Gone. Lipids? Gone. Liver & kidneys? Healthy as a newborn. Acne? Well, you're face wasn't that pretty so start with."

    "But, there's a catch" says Phil with a sly grin. "You must place in the top 5, else I'm going to buttseks you until you tell me you love me and then I'm going to post it on YouTube. Oh by the way, this is an offer you can't refuse."

    "Better give me that grocery & AAS list and get that pretty lil' ass in the gym!" he says as he slaps you on the ass and leaves.

    The clock is ticking...you don't to star in a Phil Heath buttseks YouTube video. What do you do?

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    All Else:
    And posts like these are what makes SI the gayest site on the net lol.

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    Gear: Vaseline

    training: The butthole stretch

    diet : Lots of greazy\oily stuff

    all else: probably a good idea to start partaking in ana sex to get the pooter ready cause a year ain't close to enuff time for anyone, specially me!

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    Give John O'Reagan a call and tell him to work his magic like he did with Cody Lewis and Dallas McCarver.
    I love Deca and Test.

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    200 bottles test
    200 bottles tren
    200 bottles deca

    Ect Ect...

    Sell those off to buy a few things.. Chastity belt? Pepper spray, ar 15..with hollow points, pretty big dude that Phil Heath

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    Originally Posted by musclebird View Post
    200 bottles test
    200 bottles tren
    200 bottles deca

    Ect Ect...

    Sell those off to buy a few things.. Chastity belt? Pepper spray, ar 15..with hollow points, pretty big dude that Phil Heath
    bahahah a chastity belt! damn good idea , let him break his dick off trying to get in

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    Just curious- why did you add Oxycodone, xanax and amphetamines?
    Originally Posted by hulksmash View Post
    Probably will cause a flame but most are naive of what it takes

    Gear: test 2g deca1g, 15iugh IV, 100mg dbol (for offseason) slin igf1 aromasin clen t3
    Test 3g deca 1.5g 1g eq anadrol 200mg 15+iugh IV (blast until weeks out) aromasin clen t3
    (weeks out) test prop 3g npp 1g, eq 1g, tren 800mg, masteron 600mg IV 15iu+gh, aromasin letro clen t3
    (weeks closer) drop test npp, 1g tren, 1g masteron, 1.5g eq, 200mg anadrol IV 20iugh, igf1 dnp cycled, clen, t3, aromasin letro
    (days out) drop gh, clen, letro, t3, dnp, 1g tren, 1g masteron, 200mg anadrol, 1.5g eq, igf1, aromasin, lasix

    Ancillaries: oxycodone, xanax, amphetamines, cyclobenzaprine, cialis, bp meds

    And voila top 5...and thats still after years of non stop gear

    Thats why Ronnie Coleman looks like shit now...

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    Re: You have 1 Year to prep for the Olympia or Phil Heath will buttseks you...

    Originally Posted by NeoPT View Post
    Just curious- why did you add Oxycodone, xanax and amphetamines?
    Oxycodone helps with the pain of the injections and the rigorous training.

    Xanax helps keep you relaxed/buzzing throughout the days and helps with sleep at night and keeps your from having anxiety attacks.

    Amphetamines will help keep your appetite low and help give you some energy/kick in the ass.
    I love Deca and Test.

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