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Great news! You bumped into Phil Heath at the GNC last week and he like the cut of your jib, so to speak.
"I'll make you a deal, young Lad." says Phil. "I've got some connections at the upcoming Mr. O and I'll get you a spot on the stage. I'll also make available to you any and all AAS, HGH, and diet / nutritional materials you need. Any kind of food you want, access to any nutritionist, to any BB coach, any kind of gear in any quantity".
"It gets better!" says Phil. "As soon as you step off the stage, I'll give you one of my magic pills and any & all undesirable sides you may have picked-up along your travel will be gone. High BP? Gone. Lipids? Gone. Liver & kidneys? Healthy as a newborn. Acne? Well, you're face wasn't that pretty so start with."
"But, there's a catch" says Phil with a sly grin. "You must place in the top 5, else I'm going to buttseks you until you tell me you love me and then I'm going to post it on YouTube. Oh by the way, this is an offer you can't refuse."
"Better give me that grocery & AAS list and get that pretty lil' ass in the gym!" he says as he slaps you on the ass and leaves.
The clock is ticking...you don't to star in a Phil Heath buttseks YouTube video. What do you do?
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"I'll make you a deal, young Lad." says Phil. "I've got some connections at the upcoming Mr. O and I'll get you a spot on the stage. I'll also make available to you any and all AAS, HGH, and diet / nutritional materials you need. Any kind of food you want, access to any nutritionist, to any BB coach, any kind of gear in any quantity".
"It gets better!" says Phil. "As soon as you step off the stage, I'll give you one of my magic pills and any & all undesirable sides you may have picked-up along your travel will be gone. High BP? Gone. Lipids? Gone. Liver & kidneys? Healthy as a newborn. Acne? Well, you're face wasn't that pretty so start with."
"But, there's a catch" says Phil with a sly grin. "You must place in the top 5, else I'm going to buttseks you until you tell me you love me and then I'm going to post it on YouTube. Oh by the way, this is an offer you can't refuse."
"Better give me that grocery & AAS list and get that pretty lil' ass in the gym!" he says as he slaps you on the ass and leaves.
The clock is ticking...you don't to star in a Phil Heath buttseks YouTube video. What do you do?
Gear:
Training:
Diet:
All Else: