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    The Poet in us all.........

    This corner is designed for the poet in us all.

    Poem has to be original work by YOU.

    Other than that, the floor is open to all comers.

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    Roman's contribution....

    I sit on my ass
    and watch TV all day,
    I drink lots of beer
    and put the Cheetos away.

    But I want to get ripped
    like the blokes at the gym
    I want to lose fat
    and get real slim.

    I'm really not sure
    what I should do
    so i'll takes lots of tren
    and maybe an oral or two.

    It's been a few weeks
    and for sure there's been gains
    but my dick doesn't work
    and I'm getting migraines.

    My woman is pissed
    since I cannot perform
    I'm getting concerned
    "Is this the norm?"

    So I posted a thread
    in the steroid section
    why is it that
    I have lost my erection?

    I'm only 18
    and I'm really distraught
    do I know about test?
    (you would have thought!)

    When I grow up
    I want to try again
    but first I will learn
    what to do in the gym.

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    As I sit here feeling tired in this dark room, I pull out a vial a syringe pull out 1cc inject it and Boom!
    I am now in beast mode gonna hit the gym keep loading heavy weight and explode.
    The pain I put my self through many have no clue but its what I love to do.
    Love the feeling of the pump and being so ****en sore it just makes me want more and more.
    There's nothing like the sound of 45's slapping together this is my life and it just gets better.lol

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    Damn, have you boys been drinking?
    HRT for life!

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    Just a 40 of O.E

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    Hey TR.....what's your excuse.....lol?
    HRT for life!

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    Here I sit,

    Broken-hearted

    Came to shit,

    But only farted

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    The only Poem I know has to do with a guy from Nantucket....

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    Poems are for hippies.

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    Originally Posted by transcend2007 View Post
    Hey TR.....what's your excuse.....lol?
    bored. new job prevents me from spending the time here that I'd like to spend, so came up with a BullShit poem to show my nerdy side....

    Here I am
    with crap in my pants
    crawling up my leg
    are a bunch of ants

    the flies are all buzzing
    around my ear
    I may be dead
    is what I fear.

    I can't get this
    bar off my chest
    I made several attempts
    and gave it my best.

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    Overseas I went for a walk
    Down to the park
    a hot girl I began to stalk
    her dog began to bark

    The dog scared her and off she ran
    I took off sprinting after her as fast as I can

    She ran across the stream and stepped on a perch
    I started sweating like a whore in church

    She cried out for help
    But no one was around
    Her dog began to yelp
    As I was chasing her down

    She took a wrong turn
    And her dog got loose
    He ran off after a goose

    Alone in the alley stood her and I
    Staring at her perfect tits, they caught my eye

    I walked closer, step by step
    She began to weep and call for help

    I told her no use for she was mine
    "Please, I'll do anything!" she began to whine

    I got up close and ripped off her blouse
    Her huge perky tits got me aroused

    I started to kiss her chest as she begged me to stop
    I grabbed them both up high and watched them drop

    I worked my way down south and unbuttoned her pants
    She kept on with her helpless rant
    She cried she was a virgin but began to moan
    She began to give in and rubbed my bone

    She stuck her hand down my jeans
    A kung fu grip it made me scream

    "You like that don't you?" she began to stroke
    My rock hard cock I could not revoke

    "Enough!" I screamed and demand her to start stripping
    She tore off her tight shorts and there it was dripping

    Bigger and harder than mine could ever be
    Her cock went on
    As far as the eye could see

    With sheer terror in my eyes I began to flee
    She chased me down and stuck it inside of me

    I wept and cried as she filled me deep
    Her ten inches inside is all I could keep

    After all was said in done
    I realized she had had her fun

    She lured me down that dark street
    So she could pound me with her ten inch meat

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a hard on, what should I do?

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    Slob on my knob Like corn on the cob Check in with me And do your job Lay on the bed And gimme head Don't have to ask Don't have to beg 49ER is my name Sex is my game Let's call the boysLet's run a train

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    Originally Posted by 49ER View Post
    Slob on my knob Like corn on the cob Check in with me And do your job Lay on the bed And gimme head Don't have to ask Don't have to beg 49ER is my name Sex is my game Let's call the boysLet's run a train
    Sucka49erdickasum!
    Team Losieloos

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    Wow. I can't believe this thread is still going. Thought we were all a bunch of bad ass mother ****ers bangin bitches and pumping iron. Gonna have pussies on ology callin us a bunch of fags.

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    Originally Posted by Hero Swole View Post
    Sucka49erdickasum!
    I know 49er from down in hollywood he sucks dick and does it real good.
    Team Losieloos

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    Originally Posted by Hero Swole View Post
    I know 49er from down in hollywood he sucks dick and does it real good.
    Thank you! Your not so bad yourself I love that little tongue trick you do with the pearcing feels hell of bomb

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    Re: The Poet in us all.........

    roses are blue
    and you suck dick
    this poem don't rhyme
    and ends real quick

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