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after my recent disaster i thought i would try and write a semi intelligent post to help people make a smart decision. at the age of 50 the v.a. started pushing me to have a colonoscophy , i guess all the insurance company's have decided they can save money by having us scoped and catching colon cancer early, polyps removed early are a easy way to prevent cancer. of all adults 50 and over, 30% will develop polyps they cannot tell us how many of those will turn into cancer. they do know colon cancer runs in family's. the process of a colonoscophy is pretty simple, you shit you brains out the day before and starve yourself to get ready, on the day of the procedure they put you in a assless gown and shove a camera equipped probe up your ass pumping you full of air, they go all the way up almost to the stomach, any polyps found are cut out and the area is cartarised hopefully sealing the intestine up, any gap left will lead to paratanieties which is deadly, the only way to fix it is to be cut open and have your guts placed on the table, the hole fixed or the depending on how much damage is done the whole section may be cut out, the guts cleaned your body cavity cleaned, and then pumped full of antibiotics. if things are bad enough you may have a colostomy bag temporarily affixed so you shit and it ends up on your chest, also you may end up on a respirator for a time, they also stick a tube down your nose into your stomach and sucks any thing that is in it out, so for (in my case) 3 days all your acid and juices come out your nose, you are not allowed anything to drink except ice chips, the thirst is pretty terrible also you have a catheter and brothers i hope you never have 1 of those, every time you move the damn thing pulls on your dick or pokes you inside your bladder neither of which is fun . once you have healed enough they pull the ng tube and you start on clear liquids , getting the bowls working again is pretty horrible, you start shitting yourself and in my case ended up in a diaper for a few days, shit in a potty chair and finally back on the toilet, i have found also you should practice wiping your ass with both hands.
so is it worth having it done? if you have family history yes, if you are having problems , yes, if you are ok, i don't know, i know i wont do it again.
so is it worth having it done? if you have family history yes, if you are having problems , yes, if you are ok, i don't know, i know i wont do it again.