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    National Gym Day

    National Gym Day is long overdue. All the stupid crap days and entire months dedicated to a race National Gym Day is one day a year all the Real Mother Phuckers get the gym to themselves with no turds, chicken skin hanging old hags or box jumping queers.

    I can only imagine who I offended now, just pull up your pants get over it.
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    I like it. Sounds like a plan to me.

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    Luckily you just described my gym, 100 percent juiceheads. Only real lifters go to my gym.There's a l.a fitness for all the phagoots to go too down the road.its rare to see a woman in my gym,they they complain that its too dirty and the equipment is old and rusty.

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    Yeah but if you only call it National Gym Day, all the turds, chicken skin hanging old hags, and box jumping queers will still show thinking its for them too. It needs to be called something like: National Meatheads at the gym only day.

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    Originally Posted by losieloos View Post
    Luckily you just described my gym, 100 percent juiceheads. Only real lifters go to my gym.There's a l.a fitness for all the phagoots to go too down the road.its rare to see a woman in my gym,they they complain that its too dirty and the equipment is old and rusty.
    sounds like my local golds gym...before the owner got arrested for steroids and the took the facility and turned it into a rec center. still same shit old equipment. no machines all benches and free weights. juice heads still run the show

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    ment say "the state took the gym and turned it into a rec center" state seized the building.


    hey pfm....did I miss the first meeting?

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    That should b everday!
    Eating ass is anabolic. .. Stick your tongue in and hold it there for 20 seconds! Wise words from
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    Let's do it! All these other so called days are bullshit.

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    National Deadlift Day. Problem solved.

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    Originally Posted by goesto11 View Post
    National Deadlift Day. Problem solved.
    that's Tuesdays for me....while I deadlift. mrs #matrix does squats on the rack. then we go home and do cardio together....

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    Originally Posted by sparticus View Post
    that's Tuesdays for me....while I deadlift. mrs #matrix does squats on the rack. then we go home and do cardio together....
    You could put a bar at the door loaded with 405 as an entrance exam.
    Pick it up or turn around and leave.
    traps are the new abs.

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    Originally Posted by Steelers4Life View Post
    You could put a bar at the door loaded with 405 as an entrance exam.
    Pick it up or turn around and leave.
    There may come a day when political prowess is measured by a man/womans strength. Best idea Ive heard in a long time.

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    Originally Posted by Steelers4Life View Post
    You could put a bar at the door loaded with 405 as an entrance exam.
    Pick it up or turn around and leave.
    this is awesome. best idea ever

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