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    I can't tan - it's Tillering ridiculous...!

    I go to a place to tan twice a week. It helps with my body acne and its the only reason I go.

    I went today after taking like 2 weeks off and I am red like a lobster.

    It is Tilleringer (per POB's suggestion to replace the F word) ridiculous I can not tan. Mrs Transcend is from Israel and she never burns (she get's dark like an island girl - it's hot actually). Me, I go in the sun for like 10 minutes I burn.

    Any of you have problems tanning?
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    i get dark very quick and tan maybe once or twice a week for the same reasons.. but sometimes the tanning bed/booth burns me as well
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    Being extremely fair-skinned (Type 1/2), I have trouble tanning as well. It can take me well over 3 months of consistently tanning on a daily basis for me to get some good color going.

    I actually tried melanotan II this summer because I was fed up with the amount of time I was spending tanning.. not to mention the burns I frequently developed.

    I went through 30 mg and became dark as hell lol.
    The only downsides were darkening of existing freckles & moles, and the development of new moles / freckles. I counted 24 new moles & freckles by the end of it. I probably won't be using it again for that reason.

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    Just look at my avi lol they call me zero tan for a reason.

    How much do they charge you. I gotta get my ass in the tanning both. Im pretty positive i can get a good tan from looking back at pics from when i use to live in puerto rico. I was way darker. Also my grandmother is light skin sfro carribean. So lets see how it goes.
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    Tiller would tell you to just Jelq a little harder and you'll get where you wanna be. I take a piss and look next to me in the mirror and think whoa.... nice. Its all about Jelqin.
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    Just Jelq the shit out of it and the tan will come...
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    MT2 is amazing stuff...

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    Originally Posted by Bigwhite View Post
    MT2 is amazing stuff...
    ^^^^^^^^^This. works wonders

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    Dont have any trouble tanning. A few hours and i go from white to golden brown. The rest of my family are cursed with blonde hair and white white white skin. I guess im the dark sheep of the family....

    Watch the MT2 - there was a guy in our gym that did it. Gees - turned out to be the blackest white man id ever seen in all my life. The dude went black black black. Actually it was very dark brown - i'd never seen a white person go that dark before. He was blacker than most of the black folk at the gym!
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    More on MT2?

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    i brown nicely

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    Originally Posted by sfstud33 View Post
    Dont have any trouble tanning. A few hours and i go from white to golden brown. The rest of my family are cursed with blonde hair and white white white skin. I guess im the dark sheep of the family....

    Watch the MT2 - there was a guy in our gym that did it. Gees - turned out to be the blackest white man id ever seen in all my life. The dude went black black black. Actually it was very dark brown - i'd never seen a white person go that dark before. He was blacker than most of the black folk at the gym!
    Its very controllable. He just overdid it...

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    man im german, shit i burn just sitting near a light bulb haha if i went to tan, id be burnt like hell as well, my arms from years of being in the sun tan pretty good, the rest of me, aloe time
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    Originally Posted by Bigwhite View Post
    Its very controllable. He just overdid it...
    This. 250mcg 1x a week with 2-4min in a booth keeps me pretty tan. I am half Greek tho, which I assume helps.

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