A math problem easier than 1+1

[Pooh6369]

I'm 56 currently doing a recomp, getting leaner vascularity definitely popping thru.
There's this female coworker around 30 yrs old, fit as fuck tatted up with piercings. Cute as shit we talk I wouldn't even say flirting. When we see each other. We would give each other a high five, in passing.

But recently the high five would get awkward she would give the gesture for a high five but interlock her finger with my hand and bring it down to her waist to wrap around for a hug. Now it's progress to blowing kisses when we pass.

So yesterday she's walking towards me saying I need a hug, puts her head on my chest then takes her hand to scratch my head during the hug. She didn't let go for a long. One of the dudes I work with was WTF??? Asking me what was that all about. Ok now she has my attention!

Then I started doing the math.


New younger pussy = 1/2 my retirement, 1/2 the house and alimony!!!!

That part of me puts the breaks on, the little man down below is putting up a good argument to keep going!!

Oh well I'm rooting for the rational part of my brain!!!!

Full disclosure I'm married 26 yrs 2 kids

 

[CJ]

I'm 56 currently doing a recomp, getting leaner vascularity definitely popping thru.
There's this female coworker around 30 yrs old, fit as fuck tatted up with piercings. Cute as shit we talk I wouldn't even say flirting. When we see each other. We would give each other a high five, in passing.

But recently the high five would get awkward she would give the gesture for a high five but interlock her finger with my hand and bring it down to her waist to wrap around for a hug. Now it's progress to blowing kisses when we pass.

So yesterday she's walking towards me saying I need a hug, puts her head on my chest then takes her hand to scratch my head during the hug. She didn't let go for a long. One of the dudes I work with was WTF??? Asking me what was that all about. Ok now she has my attention!

Then I started doing the math.


New younger pussy = 1/2 my retirement, 1/2 the house and alimony!!!!

That part of me puts the breaks on, the little man down below is putting up a good argument to keep going!!

Oh well I'm rooting for the rational part of my brain!!!!

Full disclosure married 26 yrs 2 kids

Get a vasectomy

 

[RISE]

 

[hfoll7777]

I'm 56 currently doing a recomp, getting leaner vascularity definitely popping thru.
There's this female coworker around 30 yrs old, fit as fuck tatted up with piercings. Cute as shit we talk I wouldn't even say flirting. When we see each other. We would give each other a high five, in passing.

But recently the high five would get awkward she would give the gesture for a high five but interlock her finger with my hand and bring it down to her waist to wrap around for a hug. Now it's progress to blowing kisses when we pass.

So yesterday she's walking towards me saying I need a hug, puts her head on my chest then takes her hand to scratch my head during the hug. She didn't let go for a long. One of the dudes I work with was WTF??? Asking me what was that all about. Ok now she has my attention!

Then I started doing the math.


New younger pussy = 1/2 my retirement, 1/2 the house and alimony!!!!

That part of me puts the breaks on, the little man down below is putting up a good argument to keep going!!

Oh well I'm rooting for the rational part of my brain!!!!

Full disclosure I'm married 26 yrs 2

I'm 56 currently doing a recomp, getting leaner vascularity definitely popping thru.
There's this female coworker around 30 yrs old, fit as fuck tatted up with piercings. Cute as shit we talk I wouldn't even say flirting. When we see each other. We would give each other a high five, in passing.

But recently the high five would get awkward she would give the gesture for a high five but interlock her finger with my hand and bring it down to her waist to wrap around for a hug. Now it's progress to blowing kisses when we pass.

So yesterday she's walking towards me saying I need a hug, puts her head on my chest then takes her hand to scratch my head during the hug. She didn't let go for a long. One of the dudes I work with was WTF??? Asking me what was that all about. Ok now she has my attention!

Then I started doing the math.


New younger pussy = 1/2 my retirement, 1/2 the house and alimony!!!!

That part of me puts the breaks on, the little man down below is putting up a good argument to keep going!!

Oh well I'm rooting for the rational part of my brain!!!!

Full disclosure I'm married 26 yrs 2 kids

Beat her fucking back out what is there to think about

 

[LethalAnimal]

I feel bad for your wife

 

[Thrawn]

Rational answer, Stop!
Horny answer, if your wife is not delivering talk to her about your needs and wants. It is always possible if she knows she cannot sexually satisfy, you may be able to get permission if worded correctly. But to start the process focus on your sexual needs and wants from wife.

 

[6FeetFromTheEdge]

Does it have to be about alimony and blackmail?

Can it not be about pursuing a second wife?

 

[Thrawn]

Does it have to be about alimony and blackmail?

Can it not be about pursuing a second wife?

2nd wife? Don't think that's legal anywhere in US. Some women are willing to share physically, most will not share emotionally.

 

[6FeetFromTheEdge]

2nd wife? Don't think that's legal anywhere in US. Some women are willing to share physically, most will not share emotionally.

Kind of crazy when you consider what IS legal in the US.

 

[simplesteve]

Beat her fucking back out what is there to think about

This.... This is the answer.

 

[Bro Bundy]

man just fuck her then keep it on the low

 

[Pooh6369]

Rational answer, Stop!
Horny answer, if your wife is not delivering talk to her about your needs and wants. It is always possible if she knows she cannot sexually satisfy, you may be able to get permission if worded correctly. But to start the process focus on your sexual needs and wants from wife.

Naw it's not like that me and the Mrs have a good sex life, as I read my post again I see it sounded like debating if I should bang the other one. But I wouldn't, guess I'm enjoying the attention of the younger female.

The post was relaying a situation that's happening to my. But the wife is my "Ride or Die" irreplaceable!

 

[Rickt]

Well if they were honest answers and suggestions I would use another forum.

Did you just get married because your weiner thought it a good idea.

Did you decide upon the house you live in because your dick got hard.

High fives are ok. A hug at work questionable but not wrong it for the right reasons. Cheating on your family should never cross your mind. There was a day when you decided she was the one you would be with for life.
You aren't dead yet.

The fact that you posted this means you know right from wrong. And you just need help in a rough time.

Change the place you work before you change the person you go to bed with. It will cost you less.

 

[BRICKS]

Yeah....hugs at work not fine. Flirting not fine either. Why? Because it's not your perception, it's your wife's perception if she finds out. Be careful, or you're gonna get a swat on the nose from Mrs. Pooh. Don't pit yourself in a position where you're vulnerable to accusation....ever. 101 bro.

 

[Pooh6369]

Well if they were honest answers and suggestions I would use another forum.

Did you just get married because your weiner thought it a good idea.

Did you decide upon the house you live in because your dick got hard.

High fives are ok. A hug at work questionable but not wrong it for the right reasons. Cheating on your family should never cross your mind. There was a day when you decided she was the one you would be with for life.
You aren't dead yet.

The fact that you posted this means you know right from wrong. And you just need help in a rough time.

Change the place you work before you change the person you go to bed with. It will cost you less.

I get what your saying but the instinct of a man will always be there. Not sure where I mentioned me and the Mrs were having a rough time?

And the point of the post meant to be taken with levity obviously that didn't work.

 

[Pooh6369]

Yeah....hugs at work not fine. Flirting not fine either. Why? Because it's not your perception, it's your wife's perception if she finds out. Be careful, or you're gonna get a swat on the nose from Mrs. Pooh. Don't pit yourself in a position where you're vulnerable to accusation....ever. 101 bro.

Yeah your correct

 

[Bump]

Yeah....hugs at work not fine. Flirting not fine either. Why? Because it's not your perception, it's your wife's perception if she finds out. Be careful, or you're gonna get a swat on the nose from Mrs. Pooh. Don't pit yourself in a position where you're vulnerable to accusation....ever. 101 bro.

Morality aside, it will get back to her if the flirting is as blatant as you describe. If the girl you describe is as attractive as you say, chances are someone else at work also has an eye out for her. That becomes dangerous.
Perhaps another woman at work also has her eyes on you? The saying of a scorned woman's wrath is not to be taken lightly, and is probably minor in comparison to your wife's possible revenge. Given the catty, soap opera atmosphere of most work places, your wife is bound to find out.

 

[Thrawn]

Just throwing this out there but reading some of the answers I don't think I'd leave my wife alone with some of y'all for 5 minutes lol I'm not saying my wife would try something, I think y'all would hahaha

 

[bvs]

This has red flags all the place!

Does she know you're married with kids?

Do you love your wife and kids?

Do you like losing half of your hard earned shit?

Run in the opposite direction my man!!!!!

 

[Big-paul]

I'm 56 currently doing a recomp, getting leaner vascularity definitely popping thru.
There's this female coworker around 30 yrs old, fit as fuck tatted up with piercings. Cute as shit we talk I wouldn't even say flirting. When we see each other. We would give each other a high five, in passing.

But recently the high five would get awkward she would give the gesture for a high five but interlock her finger with my hand and bring it down to her waist to wrap around for a hug. Now it's progress to blowing kisses when we pass.

So yesterday she's walking towards me saying I need a hug, puts her head on my chest then takes her hand to scratch my head during the hug. She didn't let go for a long. One of the dudes I work with was WTF??? Asking me what was that all about. Ok now she has my attention!

Then I started doing the math.


New younger pussy = 1/2 my retirement, 1/2 the house and alimony!!!!

That part of me puts the breaks on, the little man down below is putting up a good argument to keep going!!

Oh well I'm rooting for the rational part of my brain!!!!

Full disclosure I'm married 26 yrs 2 kids

You could make a hit and run, but you work with her, so that's out. I don't know, how horny are you? Horny enough to fuck up your work place?