Whatever you do... dont do the swingy dick thing in front of your girl in a hotel room while she is curling her hair.
She will most definitely pull the iron out of her hair to prevent your distraction from burning the hair and pretend to point the iron at you like a sword... once she decides the fun is over she will inevitably lower the iron at the same time that you are doing the swingy dick thing again and the curling iron will then touch AND FUCKING ADHERE ITSELF TO THE TIP OF YOUR PENIS.
I just knew a guy that happened to once.
His name started with A and ended with NDRO
Luckily his PP hole was not seared shut and he still has full function of his massive member.