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John Ziegler

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A dildo so serious, it requires a condom to use safely?

I definitely wouldn't get that for my girlfriend...

oh, you haven't seen my wife naked yet ?

a lot of these guys around here have

she's got a really nice big plump & juicy pussy

will post up in that section after work for you
 

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A dildo so serious, it requires a condom to use safely?

I definitely wouldn't get that for my girlfriend...
We have to get uhhh ,, special lube from the Dr made by McKeeson its water soluble , bacteriostatic and all that , medical grade stuff in case i start diving too deep ,, apparently a cervix and uterus full of Astroglide is a bad thing .... ,, never used condoms much they always broke until Magnums came out.
 

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Is that by itself or with the dishes?
Solo .. well not solo ,, shes got a whole damn 5 gallon bucket of them things in the back of the closet .. but not with the dishes at least.
 

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