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- Feb 6, 2012
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Since he wants to keep making fake accounts, I'm finally going to go ahead and post this up. He posted this a long long time ago and has been carefully preserved for years... Please enjoy.
friday night i didn't sleep, had too much energy, i had to work this saturday,first saturday in a long time. Worked 6am-11am. I get out i feel horrible. I feel extremely manic from being up and exerting so much energy. Along with that comes extreme arousal. I was so fucking horny, i stayed up till about 3am, i made a fuck toy. I took a pillow, wrapped a soft blanket around it, took old shirts and made breasts out of them with duct tape. I made a fake ass aswell for this pillow. I also made a bump in the front of it, i also made some thighs with shirts for it too. Then i took about 5 socks, and i put them all into eahcother, leaving to the naked eye one sock when in reality it is 5 socks all layered together, i took a rubber band and put it in the middle. I would insert the sock right in the middle, above the asscheecks i made and right under the pussy bump. I got to tell you i was impressed with what i made. But the lotion i had didnt work well with socks. So i took peanut butter and dish soap and filled the socks with those, and microwaved it for 25 seconds and it got hotter than shit. I fucked it for probably an hr literally, after i busted a nut i thought to myself "why the fuck did i do that??????" i woke up today with a bruised and battered penis tender to the touch.this is a true story.