I'm interested in this as well. I bought some meat off the back of a truck the other day which was a real Sr. moment. The first time I've gotten swindled in a long time.
A part of me feels like you're (jcmusic) trolling. Hat's off to everyone in this thread for providing sound advice and trying to get to the bottom of his issue to help, but after reading through, it just feels like it's going in circles.
TLDR of the thread and the advice you should be taking...