Cannot make this stuff up

PFM · Dec 13, 2012

Talking to a guy that Mods on a Noob Site sent me into a flashback. Share you kicks, nothing like a good laugh. Here are a couple of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

"I just pinned 250mgs Test E and nothing happened".

"These vials don't have flip tops, don't buy from this SRC, it's fake".

"Labels are crooked which tells me I probably got burned"

"This gear is bunk, I only gained 20lbs".

Anyone else got some?

LeanHerm · Dec 13, 2012

My nipples are sensitive in my first week of 500 a week test e cycle. I think I have gyno. Help me.

Christosterone · Dec 13, 2012

Since steroids make your muscles big, will they also make my dick bigger?

PFM · Dec 13, 2012

BigHerm said:
My nipples are sensitive in my first week of 500 a week test e cycle. I think I have gyno. Help me.

Oh Hell how did I forget that one!

mistah187 · Dec 13, 2012

What kinds of gains will I see from a dbol cycle?

Spongy · Dec 13, 2012

Oh, you've been waiting on your pack for 3 months? I'll email "our uncle" and tell him you're waiting.

SFGiants · Dec 13, 2012

Peanut butter and soup sandwich.

coltmc4545 · Dec 14, 2012

Biggest one is:

Hi all, I'm 22, 6' 2", 180 lbs and a hard gainer. No matter how many weight gainer shakes I drink I can't gain weight. I take in probably 4000 calories a day. I know this not because I look at labels or look cal info up on the net and portion my food out, but I eye it. I think I've reached my genetic potential because I've been training for over a year now and I can't get any bigger. I'm ready for steroids.

Response:

Um yeah you need to tweak your diet and probably your training too.

Thier response:

Fuck you you don't know shit about me or diet or training and I'm taking a dbol cycle no matter what.

BigGameHunter · Dec 14, 2012

"Dude just got my order today and pinned 2cc of Test E this afternoon and can already tell this fake I dont feel shit"

coltmc4545 · Dec 14, 2012

Hey this is my first post. Will someone please pm me with xxxxxx sources contact info?

PFM · Dec 14, 2012

BigGameHunter said:
"Dude just got my order today and pinned 2cc of Test E this afternoon and can already tell this fake I dont feel shit"

That same guy has a cousin who pinned the same 2cc's of same Test E 2hrs ago and CAN feel it....."I was stronger in the gym today". I've seen that one more then 10 times.

username1 · Dec 14, 2012

"I don't want to get too big"

DADAWG · Dec 14, 2012

i actaully get a pm at least once a month on another board from newbies that go something like this

i started a cycle of test this morning and i now have severe gyno , help me please.

Christosterone · Dec 15, 2012

I like pinnacle, they are good to go right?

Jada · Dec 15, 2012

Help I'm trying to close the vial with top I just cracked open and it won't close. Said by "ME"

) that was the first time I opened a vial and thought how the Fk do I close this shit ! When I posted this guys got the only kick ! Everyone on ology was like WTF!!

) Ahh I know I was a newbie

PillarofBalance · Dec 15, 2012

Jada said:
Help I'm trying to close the vial with top I just cracked open and it won't close. Said by "ME" ) that was the first time I opened a vial and thought how the Fk do I close this shit ! When I posted this guys got the only kick ! Everyone on ology was like WTF!! ) Ahh I know I was a newbie

First cycle, first vial. I completely removed the whole metal cap... Just the rubber stopper left in place.

mistah187 · Dec 15, 2012

Injections r taking it too far. Do they make test pills?

sfstud33 · Dec 16, 2012

PillarofBalance said:
First cycle, first vial. I completely removed the whole metal cap... Just the rubber stopper left in place.

Ha, i did that too........

Not that i do steroids, what with all information out there that shows how bad they are....

transcend2007 · Dec 16, 2012

PCT ~ what's that?
Should I tell my mom, wife-girlfried, entire world I'm on cycle.
And my all time favorite: I don't want to get too big (seriously)....

I am always surprised how many noobs don't procure their entire cycle contents including PCT before they start.

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