Mr Turner funny drunk

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Hahahaha! "You close yo mutha fucking eyes!"
 

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Lmao the shit you see in broward county
 

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this guy would be a superstar in nj..ya im refusing the motha fuckin test
 

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Not worth driving under the influence. In AZ, you'd be looking at more than $10,000 bucks including fines, atty fees, plus at least one night in jail.

That hammered guy was funny as shit though.
 

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Not worth driving under the influence. In AZ, you'd be looking at more than $10,000 bucks including fines, atty fees, plus at least one night in jail.

That hammered guy was funny as shit though.

Agreed ^^^^^ in AZ even if you are UNDER the legal limit the officer can decide on his own if HE/SHE thinks you have had to much and jack you big time.

Punishment = officer coating his penis in hair spray then rolling it in desert sand before performing anal rape on you without lube. This is before any fines are imposed.
 

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LMFAO..Good one P goooood one!! Made my day bro!!!
 

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Hahahahahaha
 

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Rolf... Funny ass shit.
 

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Do you understand the rigths that have been read to you Mr Turner ?
HELL, NO !
I know I am motha fuc*ing drunk, but I wasn't no motha fuck*ng driiiiving !!!
love this guy ! LOL !!!!
 

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Do you understand the rigths that have been read to you Mr Turner ?
HELL, NO !
I know I am motha fuc*ing drunk, but I wasn't no motha fuck*ng driiiiving !!!
love this guy ! LOL !!!!
thats halirious ha ha
 

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Shit like this makes me think how entertaining it would be to become a cop.
 

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