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A father is walking with his son at a park when the son spots a male and female dog going at it.
Son: Daddy, what are they doing?
Dad: They are making puppies.
Son: Ow Daddy I love puppies, I want a puppy, Daddy can I have a puppy, I so much would love a puppy!
Later the next night the little boy walks by his dad’s bedroom and sees him on top of mommy.
Son: Daddy what are you doing?
Dad: We are making you a baby brother or sister.
Son: Can you turn mommy over? I’d rather have a puppy, I so much love puppies!
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Son: Daddy, what are they doing?
Dad: They are making puppies.
Son: Ow Daddy I love puppies, I want a puppy, Daddy can I have a puppy, I so much would love a puppy!
Later the next night the little boy walks by his dad’s bedroom and sees him on top of mommy.
Son: Daddy what are you doing?
Dad: We are making you a baby brother or sister.
Son: Can you turn mommy over? I’d rather have a puppy, I so much love puppies!
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