OMG! You look like The Rock!

[CantTouchThis]

Got called a funny c*nt once.

 

[Gibsonator]

You dont look Greek to me.

you didn't see how I was standing

 

[BigSwolePump]

I look nothing like a rock...more of a boulder...but my head....hard as a rock for sure

 

[Gadawg]

last night, post sex, I'm standing in front of the ac trying not to die, wife says; " you look like a statue of a greek god"
I think my wife may be blind.
no I will not be talking her into making an eye appointment.
at least she's convincing.

She probably meant that your tiny, flacid penis reminded her of Michaelangelo’s statue of David.

 

[Gibsonator]

She probably meant that your tiny, flacid penis reminded her of Michaelangelo’s statue of David.

lol I thought of that too lmao

 

[German89]

Only my gay pride. Everything else is in tact.:32 (18):

Rotflmfao!!!!

Thank you!

 

[Gadawg]

lol I thought of that too lmao

Hah! I knew it. Lol

 

[big_wolf_Gang]

It sucks that you don’t see what I see in you. Because if you did, you’d just stare and keep laughing. Fuk that b****, I'm glad she's my ex.

 

[BRICKS]

I hear sh*t all the time, but I guess the best compliments have come from pro athletes. It's pretty cool when guys like Gary Leonard ( competed at the 87 Olympia worh Lee Haney) and Jamelle Jones (ranked MMA heavyweight) tell you you look huge.

 

[Notabot]

I keep getting Jake Gyllenhaal from random ladies. I hope it's Southpaw Jake and not Brokeback Jake they are thinking of.

 

[stonetag]

In Mexico a few years ago and one of the hotel staff asked me what team I played for, and I said what? he says NFL team? Oh, I looked at my wife and winked and said Chargers! San Diego Chargers, he says oh yes yes, that's where I seen you....ha!

 

[Thatgoodfellow]

I’ve been told by a few people that I look like Carson wentz QB for the eagles. With a hat on I agree except he has like 6 inches on me.

 

[BigSwolePump]

I’ve been told by a few people that I look like Carson wentz QB for the eagles. With a hat on I agree except he has like 6 inches on me.

Story of my life. Everyone has 6 inches on me.

 

[Thatgoodfellow]

Story of my life. Everyone has 6 inches on me.

you know, as I typed that out I was thinking..I should probably reword that. But then where would all the fun come from.

 

[German89]

^^^^

I'm gonna keep my mouth shut

 

[automatondan]

I’ve been told by a few people that I look like Carson wentz QB for the eagles. With a hat on I agree except he has like 6 inches on me.

Story of my life. Everyone has 6 inches on me.

Well this just turned super GHEY super fast.

 

[Raider]

Well this just turned super GHEY super fast.

It always seems to, doesn’t it! Lol!!!!

 

[Solomc]

omg man lololol
highest compliment that matters to me is when my wife tells me I'm sexy af and no man comes close to comparing to me.

thats f$cked up. She says the same sh!t to me. Haha

 

[Solomc]

The best complement to me is when a girl and her man are walking by and she’s breaking her neck to stare at yours truly. Haha

#killingit

Solo

 

[Trump]

has that actually ever happened???

The best complement to me is when a girl and her man are walking by and she’s breaking her neck to start yours truly. Haha

#killingit

Solo