Tomorrow is Valentine's Day

[CohibaRobusto]

Tomorrow is Valentine's day all you love birds. Make sure to remember to get your pan-sapio-hetero-homo sexual partner something if she / he / they care about that stuff.:32 (16):

Pro tip: Make plans to go out to eat another night of the week with them. Valentine's day is the worst day of the year to go out to eat because restaurants are crowded, the service sucks, and a lot of them have shitty overpriced "valentine's day menus."

Have fun

 

[NbleSavage]

Tomorrow is Valentine's day all you love birds. Make sure to remember to get your pan-sapio-hetero-homo sexual partner something if she / he / they care about that stuff.:32 (16):

Pro tip: Make plans to go out to eat another night of the week with them. Valentine's day is the worst day of the year to go out to eat because restaurants are crowded, the service sucks, and a lot of them have shitty overpriced "valentine's day menus."

Have fun

That sure is a lot of words to say "Butt Sex".

 

[CohibaRobusto]

That sure is a lot of words to say "Butt Sex".

A properly executed vday should definitely score you some anal.

 

[Seeker]

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My lady's Valentine gift. Did I pass?

 

[CohibaRobusto]

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My lady's Valentine gift. Did I pass?

Congratulations, you get anal.

 

[CJ]

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My lady's Valentine gift. Did I pass?

Just showed my lady this. I instantly regretted that decision. :32 (11):

 

[Gibsonator]

Just showed my lady this. I instantly regretted that decision. :32 (11):

bad move lol.
mine is getting 2 sets of lingerie, 1 strappy thong and 2 different perfumes.

 

[transcend2007]

Brothers - could someone plz post this 3 or 4 days ealier next year .. now I'm pretty must toast (again) ... lucky I am taking her out of town this weekend ... nothing better than vacations sex ...

 

[CohibaRobusto]

Brothers - could someone plz post this 3 or 4 days ealier next year .. now I'm pretty must toast (again) ... lucky I am taking her out of town this weekend ... nothing better than vacations sex ...

Most grocery stores sell flowers dude, you ain't dead yet!

 

[Jin]

bad move lol.
mine is getting 2 sets of lingerie, 1 strappy thong and 2 different perfumes.

Strappy thong eh? How big a dildo do
you take?

 

[Gibsonator]

Strappy thong eh? How big a dildo do
you take?

thong/g string panties but they have multiple straps that run up the sides, they're sexy af.

 

[BRICKS]

Nothing. In fact, she didn't know it was Valentines day and when I mentioned it I was told to get nothing. If she wants/needs something year round she gets it. In the past though we have been on vacation several years over Valentines Day which is kinda cool. Anyway, she'll get 3 minutes of Valentines Day tonight.

 

[Straight30weight]

It's a dumb ass "holiday".

 

[Trump]

Got mine an iron and an ironing board, it’s about time she started earning her keep

 

[Voyagersixone]

I’m a dick. 9/10 of me says “I work and pay the bills to make sure you have a roof over your head and food to eat - isn’t that enough?”

I’ve learned sadly that it’s not enough.

 

[Texan69]

I’m mixing it up this year and cooking at home with my dad for my mom, daughter and the wife. Hopefully they’ll enjoy the family setting
figured it’s better Surround by family in our own home than a crowded night out. Parents are gonna take the kiddo so we can have the rest of the night to ourselves though.

 

[Jin]

Got mine an iron and an ironing board, it’s about time she started earning her keep

WIFE:

Washing
Ironing
F*cking
Etc.

 

[German89]

It's a dumb ass "holiday".

It's a hallmark day. Biggest load of crap

Got mine an iron and an ironing board, it’s about time she started earning her keep

Can she iron a proper crease?


I have the pleasure of having a hearing today.
I will take my son and sister out for lunch.

Might get white girl wasted.

 

[Trump]

she only just got it this morning give her a chance

It's a hallmark day. Biggest load of crap



Can she iron a proper crease?


I have the pleasure of having a hearing today.
I will take my son and sister out for lunch.

Might get white girl wasted.

 

[German89]

she only just got it this morning give her a chance

Well it's about time!

Oma taught me when I was like 12 how to properly Iron. Now.. if I could only sew.