How many people have you slept with?

[Jin]

It’s an anonymous poll, you dolt. Don’t lie about your body count.

Exclude sex you paid for.

 

[TeddyBear]

0 intercourse.
1 oral, engaged.

 

[Joliver]

Not sure how to count ex wives with multiple personalities...oh...I see there I'm not supposed to count sex I paid for. And boy....did I pay....dearly.

 

[FlyingPapaya]

I was a whore.

 

[German89]

It’s an anonymous poll, you dolt. Don’t lie about your body count.

Exclude sex you paid for.

Exclude sex you paid for?

No. It counts. You fukin paid for it. Wheres the receipt?

It's like.. Do I count that sucked in bed? Like I didn't even have a O, why count him?

 

[rawdeal]

If the goal of a how-many-have-you-slept-with poll is about S-E-X, I'm not sure how to answer.

I always tried to give my partners as little sleep as possible .......

 

[Trump]

Do lady boys count? X

 

[ftf]

Exclude sex you paid for?

No. It counts. You fukin paid for it. Wheres the receipt?

It's like.. Do I count that sucked in bed? Like I didn't even have a O, why count him?

Wait, Are you saying I'm responsible for my partners "O"? If so I need to change my vote.

 

[Blusoul24]

Shit. Definitely more than 20, probably less than 50. I'd guess in the 40s

 

[Janoy Cresva]

I've slept with ppl who I didn't plough so my number will be higher. Huehuehue

 

[DEADlifter]

Body Count = Somewhere between Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees

 

[Trump]

The last choice should be I’m bundy

 

[1bigun11]

I’m confused. Do we count female sheep (assuming they had an orgasm) unless we paid them? And does giving them cab fare back to the ranch count as paying them if you throw in an extra twenty they weren’t expecting?

Asking for a friend.

 

[DEADlifter]

I’m confused. Do we count female sheep (assuming they had an orgasm) unless we paid them? And does giving them cab fare back to the ranch count as paying them if you throw in an extra twenty they weren’t expecting?

How many times have I said, "hey girl, let me get you an Uber"?

 

[white ape]

only if you didn’t pay

Do lady boys count? X

 

[Uncle manny]

This is pre or post factoring in the rule of 3?

 

[Jin]

This is pre or post factoring in the rule of 3?

is that dividing by three before we tell our spouse?

 

[sfw509]

is that dividing by three before we tell our spouse?

In my line of work we have the x 2 + 2 rule. Hopefully the other halfs don't know and apply that rule to our numbers.

 

[white ape]

I want to know who slept with over 250 people. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

 

[PZT]

Buncha whores