Tilltheend's Love for Peanut Butter

[CLIHAU]

I don't even have the words for this!

 

[chandy]

A long overdue bump....


SI classic

a very much needed bump. haha

 

[German89]

I don't even have the words for this!

I think part of you wants to try it and the other part of you is saying, you're ****ed if you do.

 

[German89]

friday night i didn't sleep, had too much energy, i had to work this saturday,first saturday in a long time. Worked 6am-11am. I get out i feel horrible. I feel extremely manic from being up and exerting so much energy. Along with that comes extreme arousal. I was so ****ing horny, i stayed up till about 3am, i made a **** toy. I took a pillow, wrapped a soft blanket around it, took old shirts and made breasts out of them with duct tape. I made a fake ass aswell for this pillow. I also made a bump in the front of it, i also made some thighs with shirts for it too. Then i took about 5 socks, and i put them all into eahcother, leaving to the naked eye one sock when in reality it is 5 socks all layered together, i took a rubber band and put it in the middle. I would insert the sock right in the middle, above the asscheecks i made and right under the pussy bump. I got to tell you i was impressed with what i made. But the lotion i had didnt work well with socks. So i took peanut butter and dish soap and filled the socks with those, and microwaved it for 25 seconds and it got hotter than shit. I ****ed it for probably an hr literally, after i busted a nut i thought to myself "why the **** did i do that??????" i woke up today with a bruised and battered penis tender to the touch.this is a true story.

So, I've become a little fascinated with this post.
Was it creamy or crunchy pb?
Dish used?
Was the entire sock full of the goop or... Just enough to feel, "wet"?
What was the PB to dish soap ratio?

Few questions from a member that would like to stay anonymous.
- at what age did he know he was a serial killer?
- how does he explain a peanut butter smeared pillow with the anatomy of a woman when guests come over ?
- why doesn’t he save the peanut butter and use his tears?

I'm lead to believe this user was a inmate at one point in his life to make such a makeshift pocket pussy. But WHY PB? why not, baby oil? olive oil? coconut oil?

Did the sock become suddy due to the dish soap?

WHAT did you DO with the sock after you "finished"?

And another thing? Why couldn't you just wank off into the sock while watching porn? That's what the average person does, I don't see why you couldn't either?



This post is absolutely WACK!

 

[Oliverhasgonemad]

Wtf did I just read?

 

[TODAY]

Wtf did I just read?

A masterpiece.

Cherish this experience.

 

[Bro Bundy]

So, I've become a little fascinated with this post.
Was it creamy or crunchy pb?
Dish used?
Was the entire sock full of the goop or... Just enough to feel, "wet"?
What was the PB to dish soap ratio?

Few questions from a member that would like to stay anonymous.
- at what age did he know he was a serial killer?
- how does he explain a peanut butter smeared pillow with the anatomy of a woman when guests come over ?
- why doesn’t he save the peanut butter and use his tears?

I'm lead to believe this user was a inmate at one point in his life to make such a makeshift pocket pussy. But WHY PB? why not, baby oil? olive oil? coconut oil?

Did the sock become suddy due to the dish soap?

WHAT did you DO with the sock after you "finished"?

And another thing? Why couldn't you just wank off into the sock while watching porn? That's what the average person does, I don't see why you couldn't either?



This post is absolutely WACK!

I don’t know much about sickness on this level when It comes to just dropping a nut.my guess why crunch pb instead of creamy is the same as guys who use a cheese grater on their cock . Their sick I guess Tilly liked the friction lol . I like that U like this lol

 

[CJ]

I'm just hoping that I'll be able to eat PB&J sandwiches again some day, after the horrific images this thread has imbedded in my brain. :32 (7):

 

[German89]

I'm just hoping that I'll be able to eat PB&J sandwiches again some day, after the horrific images this thread has imbedded in my brain. :32 (7):

You will fukkin eat one.

You will sit at the dinning room table and enjoy a fukin PB and J, god damn it!!

 

[CJ]

You will fukkin eat one.

You will sit at the dinning room table and enjoy a fukin PB and J, god damn it!!

Yes ma'am!!!

 

[German89]

Yes ma'am!!!

Thats what i thought!

 

[dk8594]

This UGBB classic needs to get bumped at least twice a year for our new Elites. Enjoy!

 

[HollyWoodCole]

Should this be 'stickied'.............?


ba dumm chhhhhhhhhhh

 

[creekrat]

I miss the dude. A true idiot comedian well ahead of his time. Like pickles now, Tiller was FDs favorite

 

[DEADlifter]

This UGBB classic needs to get bumped at least twice a year for our new Elites. Enjoy!

Thanks DK! It had been a pretty shitty day. Much better now. Holy hell! :32 (18):

 

[DEADlifter]

Bump

 

[Send0]

Bump

You deserve a medal for this bump. Not all heroes wear capes

 

[69nites]

Bump

We have a newer member that is truly the second coming of tte

 

[Samp3i]

Bump

Not the hero we want but the hero we need.

 

[slicwilly2000]

We have a newer member that is truly the second coming of tte

Who is it?

Slic.