Is a hospital sponge bath by a femail ok.

[Rickt]

In hospital for the second part of my colofisture ( think that is the spelling. Because I'm bed bound for three days I get two sponge baths. Had two if them now. Both by trainee nurses at uni.
NOW I'm 56. Haven't had an 18 year old woman give me that sort of attention for years.
I sure didn't mind. Told my wife. She laughed. Said enjoy it. You won't be getting that at home. Push you through the car wash is the best you will get from me.
So far it has gone terribly. My stitches started to bleed and they had to stitch me up in bed. Then my catheter got kinked and is was in so much pain my eyes teared till they found the problem.
But if your all in luck I will go from here to the morgue.
Feel like I'm already there. Haven't trained for three months. Got another three to go now. This is my first hospital gown.

 

[CohibaRobusto]

Hang in there brother, you'll get through this. Enjoy the sponge baths while you're getting them. Take some cialis beforehand to make it more interesting.

 

[snake]

Damn dude, heal up my man!

 

[Diesel59]

Get well soon @Rickt. You have way too many weights left to pick up and set down before you can think about any morgues.

I heard Australian women are among the most skilled at arousing a man.

 

[Rickt]

At my age dude any woman that blinks or flips back her hair is interpreted as an arousing event.

 

[Badleroybrown]

@Rickt OMFnG my dude

Explain what kind of procedure you had and is it from cancer or something..

That shit looks no Bueo bro…

I would imagine any movement in that area would make you bleed.

Fuck the sponge bath…

Get to the catheter kinking..
Was it inside or out..
when I was I. The hospital in June after my fall the wanted to put one I. And I said fuck Maine.. I will drop out of bed ad crawl or I will piss on myself..

I had one once before..

Man my dude I am sorry you are going thru this..

Next time the nurse comes in for a sponge play on her heart strings.

Say you know I am an older man and I have not ever had a nurse do this.. would you make my fantasy come totally true and maybe I can I steer 2 fingers. Or one.
Maybe she will go for one.

No get better.. for real

 

[Yano]

After my stroke I had no control of my lower. None.

It's ok to get a sponge bath , a change , new catheter or whatever else you need from any nurse mate.

No time to be demure or shy.

Introduce em all to Sir John Thomas with a big old smile. Hell draw a smiley face on the damn thing so she's got to scrub a little extra.

An yeah catheters are fucking miserable for sure , ask them if they have any brand with polished eyelets like Amici , way more comfortable going in and out and no scratches.

I've got plenty of prayers and candles , you heal up.

God Bless.

 

[Rickt]

@Rickt OMFnG my dude

Explain what kind of procedure you had and is it from cancer or something..

That shit looks no Bueo bro…

I would imagine any movement in that area would make you bleed.

Fuck the sponge bath…

Get to the catheter kinking..
Was it inside or out..
when I was I. The hospital in June after my fall the wanted to put one I. And I said fuck Maine.. I will drop out of bed ad crawl or I will piss on myself..

I had one once before..

Man my dude I am sorry you are going thru this..

Next time the nurse comes in for a sponge play on her heart strings.

Say you know I am an older man and I have not ever had a nurse do this.. would you make my fantasy come totally true and maybe I can I steer 2 fingers. Or one.
Maybe she will go for one.

No get better.. for real

Too many years of force feeding dude. Made my colon inflamed and it pressed against my bladder. A fistula is an abses like a hole joining the colon and bladder. So I piss watered down poop. Then some pee comes out the anis. My best party trick is farting through my penis.
It wasn't painful but i was on antibiotics for 4 months so I didn't get septic.
Catheter is in my penis. So good pissin in bed.
I beleave your problem was much worse. I'm in hospital a week and home for two.
Thanks for the wishes.
Would never touch a woman but my wife. Feels wrong even getting a sponge bath from someone else.

 

[Badleroybrown]

Well.. keep your head up a day Lear you have your phone and you can kill time here.