New member. Been around the boards.

[Grifter6973]

Hey. Not new to the boards, been banned from a few. Usually for alts and screaming like a petulant child.

I don’t really lift anymore but try to keep in shape. I prefer functional fitness. I usually try to get up from my computer chair in the basement once a hour to go get another hot pocket.

My goal here is to find like minded people who share my fetish for the DNC and Nancy Pelosi. I would also like to continue my e crusade against the knoblins. So any help there would be greatly appreciated. I’m really mad at them for not putting up with my temper tantrums.

 

[TomJ]

Welcome to the UG

 

[Send0]

I'll let this live for a little bit before I delete the thread and ban the account. You guys have fun

 

[TODAY]

Welcome aboard!

Never forget that you are perfect just the way you are.

 

[Test_subject]

How many publications do you have under your belt? You seem like an exceptionally intelligent person.

 

[Grifter6973]

How many publications do you have under your belt? You seem like an exceptionally intelligent person.

So many. My last published article explored the effects of cheto dust stuck under the foreskin.

It was a N+1. You knoblins probably don’t even understand what that is.

 

[Yano]

Holy shit this made me laugh , and for those that have never seen one ,,

The Grifter Lifter haaaahaaahaha

https://absupply.net/crl-g609-3-14-grifter-hand-held-vacuum-lifter.aspx

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

I'll let this live for a little bit before I delete the thread and ban the account. You guys have fun

This is the hero we need!

 

[Rickt]

Yes sure I've seen u on meso.
What's a hot pocket. I'm guessing a treat like pizza that you heat in toaster or mcrwave. My wife says I have a hot pocket on Wednesday. Payday 4 me. Cold as ice by Thursday.

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

Yes sure I've seen u on meso.
What's a hot pocket. I'm guessing a treat like pizza that you heat in toaster or mcrwave. My wife says I have a hot pocket on Wednesday. Payday 4 me. Cold as ice by Thursday.

Dammit @Rickt just welcome them to Walmart and hand them a cart. Only that. We’ve been over this before. The customers think it’s creepy when you try to hold a full conversation with them.

 

[Rickt]

Thought it was Wal-Mart training to creep out customers. They do a grab and run if I stalk em. Specially when I start measuring them up for underwear.

 

[Grifter6973]

I'll let this live for a little bit before I delete the thread and ban the account. You guys have fun

What are you laughing at? You are a shitty mod and and driving away all the noodz! If @mungzy were here he would fire you

@CJ should ban you!

 

[Send0]

What are you laughing at? You are a shitty mod and and driving away all the noodz! If @mungzy were here he would fire you

@CJ should ban you!

Oddly enough, I agree with all of this.

 

[Grifter6973]

How many publications do you have under your belt? You seem like an exceptionally intelligent person.

Both you and that knoblin @BigBaldBeardGuy dare to question my scientific prowess!?!?

This was my thesis!

 

[Grifter6973]

The nature of navel fluff - PubMed

Hard facts on a soft matter! In their popular scientific book (Leyner M, Goldberg B. Why do men have nipples - hundreds of questions you'd only ask a doctor after your third martini. New York: Three Rivers Press; 2005), Leyner and Goldberg raised the question why "some belly buttons collect so...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[Grifter6973]

this is a house of learned doctors!

Pigeons can discriminate "good" and "bad" paintings by children - PubMed

Humans have the unique ability to create art, but non-human animals may be able to discriminate "good" art from "bad" art. In this study, I investigated whether pigeons could be trained to discriminate between paintings that had been judged by humans as either "bad" or "good". To do this, adult...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Behold my life’s work!

 

[Grifter6973]

Not a one of you is qualified to even read these! @GreenAmine ! I am the science!

 

[GreenAmine]

No one outsciences me...

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/237400062_The_first_case_of_homosexual_necrophilia_in_the_mallard_Anas_platyrhynchos_Aves_Anatidae

Check. Mate.

 

[Grifter6973]

No one outsciences me...

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/237400062_The_first_case_of_homosexual_necrophilia_in_the_mallard_Anas_platyrhynchos_Aves_Anatidae

Check. Mate.

Reeeeee

Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time

Oral sex is widely used in human foreplay, but rarely documented in other animals. Fellatio has been recorded in bonobos Pan paniscus, but even then functions largely as play behaviour among juvenile males. The short-nosed fruit bat Cynopterus sphinx ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov