I finally got lucky enough and have all 4 of those women in 1. Took almost 30 years and tons of $, living all over, and a bunch of fuking headaches and drama but I found her. Actually found her in 5th grade. Just took her all this time to pull her head out her ass and find me
I kept reading the first sentences and I said this can be just only 1 woman, it has to be more than one, then I finished reading the whole thing and its very funny.