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i've decided to share a nice little story with you all so bare with me. if you don't feel like reading it all, then fuck you and go play in traffic!
So I live in a condo association for the last 3 years, it's nice and quiet and mostly elderly people but it's a really nice place. My condo is an end unit on the very back street of the developement and it's right next to a big field near the back corner of all the condos. Right accrossed the main road in front of my condo association is a big golf corse and a larger sub-division full of a bunch or rich assholes.
So last summer, around this time of year....right around 4th of July sometime....on a Tuesday night about 11:30 pm there was 4 teenagers out on the corner by my place in the back of the sub-division lighting off fireoworks......no big deal. They were throwing them up in the air with their hands and then throwing them at eachother.....ok, i did shit like that when i was a kid to. Then i noticed when cars would drive by that they would hide in the bushes and throw firecrackers at the cars whe they drove by. I let it go on for a while but then they started getting close to my house and it was getting to be after midnight so i thought i'd go out and tell them to cool it and go back accrossed the road to there neighborhood.
I had just put my tennis shoes on and as i'm walking through my kitchen with all the lights off i heard them right outside my side deck walking along the house so i opened my slider and went out on the deck and they took of running.....so i yelled out to them that it was late and to go home. I come back in side and getting ready to go to bed and the little fuckers came back and threw a pack of firecrackers on my back deck and took off! So i ran out the slider, hopped over my deck and ran around the back of my house. Now there were 4 teenage boys, 3 of them were tall and skinny and wearing dark cloths but the other one was kind of pudgy and wearing a white t-shirt. I saw the kid with the white shirt hiding in the tree line that seperates my row of condos from the row behind me. It was a little wet back there and muddy and i didn't feel like getting muddy so i yelled at him and he took off......when he started running i told him "don't make me chase you or you're gonna piss me off!"
So i cut off threw the other side of the block and came around the sub-division and cought 2 of the 4 boys. ran up on them and grabbed them and told them to go the fuck home cause there was a lot of elderly people that lived there and it was late. I let them go and i went back home.
So i'm sitting on my couch with all the lights and TV off....texting my GF about what happened and i see the 2 boys a i grabbed and a 3rd one walking back down the road to the corner, but didn't see the kid in the white shirt. So when they turned the corner and came up in front of my house, i went to the front door and looked out the window and the little fucker with the white shirt came up from the other side of the street and they were all talking and pointing to my condo. So i see the white shirt kid reach into a bag and pull out a handfull of fireworks and start coming towards my front door. Motherfuckers!!!
So i go down to the basement and slip out the back slider and start moving along the tree line and as soon as i hear it hit my front door and the fireworks going off i start sprinting up the hedge row to cut these fuckers off at the corner. They had sprinted up the street and turned the corner laughing until i jumped out of the bushes in front of them....scared the piss out of them and they scrambled! i ran down the fucker in the white t-shirt...threw him down and made him give me his drivers license. I took a picture of his license and gave it back....told him now i know where he lived, and that i could call the cops or his parents but i was gonna let him go. I told him if i ever see them over there or hear fireworks going off over there again i was gonna come find him.....and i let them all go. it was a good laugh......but the picture i took of his license didn't turn out. I found out a few days later from one of my elderly neighbors that these kids had been coming over there for a while and knocking on their doors and ringing doorbells at 2am and then running off.
So fast forward to this year. In May we had a few break ins real close to were i live and memorial day weekend there was an old lady home with her grandkids and in the middle of the night she woke up to 2 men trying to come through the window into her living room so needless to say people have been on edge lately. I was just telling my neighbor (who moved in this last fall) about the boys i chased last summer and all the break ins. we were talking about it Friday and then friday night, my GF got home from work at 12:30....we go to bed at 1am and about 10 minutes later something popped....or went off real quick and it shook the back of my house. i knew right away that it was fireworks so i went out to the living room and opened my back slider to go onto my back deck, didn't see anything, smell anything, or hear anything so i went to bed. the next day when we woke up, we noticed on my side deck (i have 2 decks) that there was a bunch of blown up firecrackers........those motherfuckers!!
Found out they hit a few houses that night and someone seen them run accrossed the road when they were pulling in from work that night. I wrote it off as a 1 time thing....figures, ok, they got me back....fuck it.
....BUT, if it happens again then we're taking this to a whole new level.......i'm talking boonie hat and face paint...hiding in the fucking bushes type shit, and i'm not gonna be so nice this time!
So I live in a condo association for the last 3 years, it's nice and quiet and mostly elderly people but it's a really nice place. My condo is an end unit on the very back street of the developement and it's right next to a big field near the back corner of all the condos. Right accrossed the main road in front of my condo association is a big golf corse and a larger sub-division full of a bunch or rich assholes.
So last summer, around this time of year....right around 4th of July sometime....on a Tuesday night about 11:30 pm there was 4 teenagers out on the corner by my place in the back of the sub-division lighting off fireoworks......no big deal. They were throwing them up in the air with their hands and then throwing them at eachother.....ok, i did shit like that when i was a kid to. Then i noticed when cars would drive by that they would hide in the bushes and throw firecrackers at the cars whe they drove by. I let it go on for a while but then they started getting close to my house and it was getting to be after midnight so i thought i'd go out and tell them to cool it and go back accrossed the road to there neighborhood.
I had just put my tennis shoes on and as i'm walking through my kitchen with all the lights off i heard them right outside my side deck walking along the house so i opened my slider and went out on the deck and they took of running.....so i yelled out to them that it was late and to go home. I come back in side and getting ready to go to bed and the little fuckers came back and threw a pack of firecrackers on my back deck and took off! So i ran out the slider, hopped over my deck and ran around the back of my house. Now there were 4 teenage boys, 3 of them were tall and skinny and wearing dark cloths but the other one was kind of pudgy and wearing a white t-shirt. I saw the kid with the white shirt hiding in the tree line that seperates my row of condos from the row behind me. It was a little wet back there and muddy and i didn't feel like getting muddy so i yelled at him and he took off......when he started running i told him "don't make me chase you or you're gonna piss me off!"
So i cut off threw the other side of the block and came around the sub-division and cought 2 of the 4 boys. ran up on them and grabbed them and told them to go the fuck home cause there was a lot of elderly people that lived there and it was late. I let them go and i went back home.
So i'm sitting on my couch with all the lights and TV off....texting my GF about what happened and i see the 2 boys a i grabbed and a 3rd one walking back down the road to the corner, but didn't see the kid in the white shirt. So when they turned the corner and came up in front of my house, i went to the front door and looked out the window and the little fucker with the white shirt came up from the other side of the street and they were all talking and pointing to my condo. So i see the white shirt kid reach into a bag and pull out a handfull of fireworks and start coming towards my front door. Motherfuckers!!!
So i go down to the basement and slip out the back slider and start moving along the tree line and as soon as i hear it hit my front door and the fireworks going off i start sprinting up the hedge row to cut these fuckers off at the corner. They had sprinted up the street and turned the corner laughing until i jumped out of the bushes in front of them....scared the piss out of them and they scrambled! i ran down the fucker in the white t-shirt...threw him down and made him give me his drivers license. I took a picture of his license and gave it back....told him now i know where he lived, and that i could call the cops or his parents but i was gonna let him go. I told him if i ever see them over there or hear fireworks going off over there again i was gonna come find him.....and i let them all go. it was a good laugh......but the picture i took of his license didn't turn out. I found out a few days later from one of my elderly neighbors that these kids had been coming over there for a while and knocking on their doors and ringing doorbells at 2am and then running off.
So fast forward to this year. In May we had a few break ins real close to were i live and memorial day weekend there was an old lady home with her grandkids and in the middle of the night she woke up to 2 men trying to come through the window into her living room so needless to say people have been on edge lately. I was just telling my neighbor (who moved in this last fall) about the boys i chased last summer and all the break ins. we were talking about it Friday and then friday night, my GF got home from work at 12:30....we go to bed at 1am and about 10 minutes later something popped....or went off real quick and it shook the back of my house. i knew right away that it was fireworks so i went out to the living room and opened my back slider to go onto my back deck, didn't see anything, smell anything, or hear anything so i went to bed. the next day when we woke up, we noticed on my side deck (i have 2 decks) that there was a bunch of blown up firecrackers........those motherfuckers!!
Found out they hit a few houses that night and someone seen them run accrossed the road when they were pulling in from work that night. I wrote it off as a 1 time thing....figures, ok, they got me back....fuck it.
....BUT, if it happens again then we're taking this to a whole new level.......i'm talking boonie hat and face paint...hiding in the fucking bushes type shit, and i'm not gonna be so nice this time!
